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bag of asses

when you're like 13, or so, and you are just one of those assholes that think you're the coolest tween ever, and you act like not just an asshole, but you're so much of an asshole, it's like an entire bag of asses, with lots of variety, not just one ass.
"Damn, you were an asshole when you were 13!"
"I was like a bag of asses, like a whole variety of asses, in a bag."
by GagaFreakBitch May 18, 2010
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excuses are like asses

This phrase means that excuses are full of shit, like asses.
"Why don't you just tell the truth about what happened? Your excuses are like asses."
by kenni May 22, 2004
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[a sack a dead asses]

The act of which something smells like a mixture between
a graveyard with every grave open and five broken toilets used by dierrea victims.
His garbage can smelled like a sack a dead asses.
by k12 October 12, 2006
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Passenger assessment

The tendency, especially while waiting for a plane, to scan one's fellow passengers for signs of violent intention. This tends to increase after an airline incident or near incident.
Jake surreptitiously looked up and down the many aisles of chairs as he waited for his plane to arrive at the gate. Passenger assessment is an essential part of flying these days. he rationalized.
by Cirdellin December 31, 2009
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assessment

the process of determining wear on a piece of furniture based on the number of times it has been sat in
You know, John's been sleeping on the couch for months, plus all the parties we've been having? It might be time to give that couch a serious assessment.
by Cadalso January 29, 2008
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assless pants

Similar to chaps, but more like regular pants with the asses cut out
by KLP September 15, 2003
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up your asses

When a group of people are talking shit about you.
CAL:"I got it now 'you're a virgin"
ANDY:"YOU GUYS ARE SO UP YOUR ASSES"
by JOSHUA CONLEY January 20, 2008
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