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sasquatching

walking while taking large steps and waving your arms in a virtacle motion, when a car comes by, you turn your head and scream at them and then continue to walk.
sally was sasquatching all afternoon.
by apersonnn August 31, 2011
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Tony the Sasquatch

A tall lanky male who likes bunghole. His dick was probably cut down to half the size at birth. Prefers black men. Attracts gay guys.

The person from out of the fire, into the crap ashes.
"That whore is like sucking your own dick, no normal person enjoys it and it probably hurts like Tony the Sasquatch."
by court the dort August 24, 2009
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sasquatch

introverted bear; a hirsute homosexual male who normally would be identified as "bear" but doesn't go out socially enough to be identified as such.
Jack considered going to International Bear Rendezvous Weekend in San Francisco, but being a Sasquatch, he decided to stay home and crochet.
by neargoodness July 26, 2016
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Sasquatching

Receiving a hand job from Sasquatch in a cave while being hung. This should be done by Sasquatch's feet.

Originally from "The Nerdist" with Chris Hardwick.
Chris and Jonah are hiding from the zombie apocalypse in the wintery north Sasquatching together.
by SFJ-Man October 31, 2011
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Sasquatch! Music Festival

A gathering of mostly 18-25 year old hipsters at the Gorge, in George, Washington. The Columbia River provides a gorgeous backdrop to this festival of drunk and high hippies, and fun "indie" bands. If you are bothered by the smoke from weed, you might want to skip Sasquatch!
"Oh yup!, my parents just got me tickets to go to Sasquatch! Music Festival"
"Me too, bro! We are gonna get SHWASTED!
by Magical fancy-pants July 1, 2011
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Sasquatching

When two men engage in manual sex (jacking off) with each other while both are suspended from and being strangled by nooses. Named for what Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman would do with Sasquatch in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Joey and I were sasquatching so hard that he nearly died when I made him cum.
by Magic_Al42 July 21, 2011
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Sneaky Sasquatch

When one with a hairy butt hole has an unexpected dump sneak up on them and make them poop their pants
Tanner: Man Josh told me a joke that made me laugh so hard I found a sneaky sasquatch in my pants
by shatster5.0 October 22, 2010
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