ashlee simpson

The epitome of dumb, shallow, and contrived MTV crap.
-Caught lip-synching on SNL
-Got a record deal purely because of her sister
-Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good.
-Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with
-Dreadful MTV reality show
-Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne
-Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics

The sad part is that there are people who actually CAN sing and write good lyrics who will never have the kind of opportunity that has been wasted on her worthless, talentless ass.

by cmdrmonkey February 20, 2005

ashlee simpson

To lip sync; or to dance in a retarded manner as the wrong vocals one was to lip sync to play in the background.

Audience Member #1- "What the hell is she doing?! We all know she's not singing..."
Audience Member #2- "She's being an Ashlee Simpson...just go with it."

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

asleep

The most vulnerable state in which you will ever observe the vast majority of people. When we are asleep is the only time we will ever truly bare the soul. Also, aside from daydreams, it is the only state in which we can experience dreams, and, as such, is a viable source of insight and advice on our lives, if we can interpret it.

'You look so calm when you're asleep.'

'She's prettier when she's asleep. She doesn't look so troubled.'

by tabikatt April 5, 2008

assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!

by A-BJ May 19, 2006

Ashlee Simpson

Younger sister to Jessica Simpson, proud mama to what I assume is a music career and a movie appropriately titled "Wannabe." Let's not forget the infamous SNL incident, and judging from the amount of press it's getting... I think I can safely say her star status is going down the crapper. Please, God, make it so!

"That Ash Simpson is the human equivilant to shit"

"You're just like Ashlee, you emo poser!"

by The Queen Of Chodes January 2, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

The ugly sister. The perfect extreme-makover candidate. The perfect Swan candidate.The frustrated sister who's trying to hard to break away from the shadow. An average girl who cannot sing but fakes it anyway.

If you've envied your big sister all your life because she has everything you don't; the voice, the beauty, the body, the man, the money: then you're an Ashlee Simpson

by tess December 31, 2004

ASHLEE SIMPSON

a woman who can;t sing for her life, and can KILL a person by screeching in that way that she does when she sings,yet had really good songs; dancing dumbass

SNL, doing the ashlee simpson hoe-down

by Schergan December 28, 2005