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executive assistant

Being a glorified bitch boy. They often refer to themselfs
as the "E.A." . However a nutless monkey can do his
job.
The Managers sent the Executive Assistant to pick up their
$400.00 shoes from the store.
by button pusher March 19, 2011
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Wizard Assistant

To assist a wizardly type in any way. From carrying their bag, lending them your jumper, sharpening their wizard stick. But not any ordinary person can become z wizards assistant... You don;t choose this career..it chooses you! A wizard Assistant is a very stressful role... it even comes with its own anthem ' Wiiiiz Wizzzz Wizzzard Assistant'
Oh my god your so helpful Luke, You must be a wizard assistant!
by chelsdagsy April 19, 2011
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Assasing

Verb: Assasing. Pronounced ASSassING.
An activity you have no choice to partake in when a girl or guy falls in love with you, The catch is that they live 10+ Miles away from your current address. These girls and guys are known to..

A. Post on your wall everyday.

B. Ask you out all the time.

C. Troll any pages you have on Facebook.

D. Try and get your attention on a regular basis.

E. Uses words or phrases that you use alot.

F. Makes you sandwiches and does the laundry.

In any of these cases you may then take out and use the emergency word "Assasing"...
"If you live 10+ miles away from me, please... Don't pretend to fall in "love" with me and don't cover me in sweet words. Such thing doesn't exist. Want to be friends? Good. More than that? -.- I could be an assasing rapist and you wouldn't even know."
by KTCAD<3lol December 29, 2011
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assistance

When one needs assistance, they need sex.
Fundo needed assistance, but with no females handy, his right hand had to become handy.
by authOOr June 23, 2006
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assistant pimp

The innocent bystander whose friend happened to be pimping some skeezies when he got busted by the 5-0.
He was the assistant pimp, because he was gonna give her a ride to the hotel.
by Anton Jabbar April 29, 2007
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Samsung assistant "Sam"

A virtual grill unnoficially made by Samsung. Apparently, the internet is slowly shifting from Lady D to Sam
Guy1: eyo my dude, have you heard of Samsung assistant "Sam"? Google it

Guy2: *Googles Sam" DUDE SHE IS EXTREMELY GIGA HOT😳😳😳😳😳😳
by Sebby294 June 3, 2021
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Jim Hendersons Assistant

Mark is so dumb I tell you he freelances as Jim Hendersons assistant.
by Jim Smith1985 December 15, 2009
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