a person who has the reflexes of a cat, balls of steel and a head full of nothing, walks up to or next to a girl(preferably in a public or crowded area) and so fast and quietly slaps the girls ass when she turns to slap or spot the man...he has already vanished into the crowd using ancient blending techniques honed over countless days of playing only assassins creed!
assassin:hey dude wana learn how to assassinate a girls ass? i will teach you the ancient ways of the.......
dude:nope!
assassin: but whyyy?
dude: because i have a girl friend and dont slap random girl asses and masturbate to video game chicks... bye!
assassin:.............douche!
dude:nope!
assassin: but whyyy?
dude: because i have a girl friend and dont slap random girl asses and masturbate to video game chicks... bye!
assassin:.............douche!
by Dr maeder November 20, 2010
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A drummer that juggle sticks and does crazy shit, while keeping a sick beat. Debatably the best stick-trick drummer of our time, he also puts up amazing music by itself.
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Get the Assaf Seewi mug.An upcoming game to be released on Oct. 30, 2012. It is the third chapter in the Assassin's Creed series. ( Brotherhood and Revelations were continuations of Assassin's Creed II). The main character is Connor/Ratohnhaké:ton (pronounced Ra-doon-ha-gay-doon). It will take place during the American Revolution during the mid 1700's. The character will meet major historical figures such as George Washington, Benjamin Franklin and Charles Lee. The main weapon that Connor will use is a tomahawk with a blade in the shape of the Assassin's Symbol. The map, called 'The Frontier', is rumored to be 20% larger then previous games. Players can also hunt animals for money.
Guy 1: Dude, Assassin's Creed is the best game ever!
Guy 2: Wow you know that AC came out in 2007, and their already making the fifth game, called Assassin's Creed III. Its supposed to come out this fall.
Guy 1: Oh
Guy 2: Wow you know that AC came out in 2007, and their already making the fifth game, called Assassin's Creed III. Its supposed to come out this fall.
Guy 1: Oh
by PAYTOCMJ August 9, 2012
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Mary: I asked for that report last week. Can I get a status?
Bob: It's almost done
Mary: I need a status on that requisition.
Phil: It should be ready by Tuesday.
Mary: Could you give me a status on the new program?
Alan: Sure, how about "pending?"
Mary: Uh no, I mean... I need to know... Uh...
Alan: What? I gave you a status, you status assassin!
Bob: It's almost done
Mary: I need a status on that requisition.
Phil: It should be ready by Tuesday.
Mary: Could you give me a status on the new program?
Alan: Sure, how about "pending?"
Mary: Uh no, I mean... I need to know... Uh...
Alan: What? I gave you a status, you status assassin!
by Jock Tam July 28, 2009
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Assassin is also a song by the rock band Muse, it is probably the heaviest song on their new album
Assassin is also a song by the rock band Muse, it is probably the heaviest song on their new album
Guy 1:"I'll give you, being an assassin, £300 to kill this guy"
Guy 2: "Just a sec, I'm listening to this awesome song by Muse!"
Guy 2: "Just a sec, I'm listening to this awesome song by Muse!"
by Tommy P1313 March 4, 2007
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