outrage archaeologist

One who sifts through historical records with the intent of discovering information on past actions or statements by persons or entities alive, dead, active or defunct - the relevance of which has long since passed - for the express purpose of alerting the public to the "resurfaced" material in order to take a moral stance and/or instill outrage.

By dredging-up a long-forgotten, 48 year old interview of John Wayne - who died in 1979 - the outrage archaeologist had rediscovered statements far more controversial in the present than they had been in the past, thus creating a new moral outrage over a functional irrelevancy.

by ScribeLight March 21, 2019

alchaeology

(noun) The study of ancient cocktail recipes and search for lost libations. A combination of alcohol & archaeology.

Anyone can read the label on a bottle of American bourbon or Scotch whisky to know the difference, but in alchaeology we seek to divine secrets such as the original Maryland rye.

by biggs33 May 11, 2009

alchaeologist

(noun) One who studies ancient cocktail recipes and searches for lost libations. A combination of alcohol & archaeologist.

An alcoholic will order a Mai Tai and keep drinking them for two hours. An alchaeologist will order a Mai Tai and argue for two hours whether Trader Vic or Don the Beachcomber invented it, which version is better, and which secret ingredients belong in it.

by biggs33 May 11, 2009

Aicha

an imaginary love interest used as a ploy to add machismo to a male lacking testicles..

"Aicha lady, one day you'll be real" - Gellieman

by Rodimus December 16, 2003

archaea

(plural) unicellular microorganisms. The singular form is archaeon.

Archaea are different from bacteria.

by uttam maharjan April 20, 2010

achante

Achante is such a bad ass and doesn't take shit from anyone. She will catch a bitch outside an beat a hoe up if you test her or catch an additude. Achante is not to be played with.

(Achante is an bad ass bitch) don't test her.

by Ms. Baddy April 15, 2017

Achari

Achari is a funny, amazing, wonderful, and popular person. They are easy as to get along with, but she can be feisty at times.

Pronunciation: A sh Ar y

Achari is amazing! ;)

by AA says I'm sry! June 16, 2018