advil

To receive oral sex from a female. Dome, head, or a blow job. Relieves a head ache, reduces swelling. advil PM: head so good it puts you to sleep.

"man my head was killing me. Then I took advil and it was gone in 10 minutes. It was extra strength."

by cbreezy10 April 11, 2010

Artillery Chicken

Word for a female that is penetrated multiple times by a group of men in many different areas.

Me and my roommates made that girl an Artillery Chicken last night!

by Assclown May 23, 2004

Arilyn

A gorgeous female who is in love with a guy but doesn't want to admit it!

She has orange hair not red!

Why are you acting like such a arilyn, you know you love him!

by Hottshitt October 9, 2008

Advil Couple

A boring couple, which can be old and is always ill and needs advils for headaches/arthirits etc.

*advil couple walks by, wearing wal*mart clothes and sensible payless shoes*
Person 1: aw man, check out that advil couple!
Person 2: urgh i hope me and my gf never become like that!

by Henna Javed June 3, 2006

Areily

Areily is the girl every guy wishes he had. She is always there for you and doesn't ever look back when you need her. Her body is smoking she's great in bed and that laugh and smile is amazing. She is just flawless every girl wishes they could be as great as her but they cant.

Areily has that smoking body .

Areily is the best girl to call yours

by Trash bag March 15, 2017

Fuck up an Anvil

Someone who could fuck up the simplest of requests.

Guy 1: I ask him to find my mail a letter and he forgets to put a damn stamp on it...

Guy 2: Wow, he could fuck up an anvil

by That_Toast_Swag November 22, 2011

anvil

a small brown rodent native to peru. posesses the shyness of a mouse and the cunning of a fox, and thus is rarely seen or heard of.

dude, i just saw a family of anvils! unfortunately they were so cunning that i couldn't take a photo as evidence.

by major.tom July 9, 2010