shooty arse

A short sharp shooting pain you get up your anal passage.

Dave "arrgghhh"
John "What?"
Dave "I just had shooty arse".

by bigsam7 November 4, 2013

cant be arsed

cannot be bothered

I cant be arsed to think of an example

by Emma March 30, 2004

Arse Code

When Morse Code is transmitted via farts (flatulence). Hence, Arse (ass) Code.

Henrietta made it impossible to breathe in the elevator, by blowing Arse Code to Lily, who was responding via smoke signal. Needless to say, neither survived the resulting explosion.

by Badwig February 16, 2010

got the arse

Australian slang meaning to be fired from a job

John: "Where's Sebastian ? I haven't seen him all week."
Bruce: "He got the arse mate!"

by Whocooco December 4, 2015

Arse Giraffe

A long shit; resembling the neck of a giraffe.

I just let an Arse Giraffe loose in the toilet bowl - I wouldnt go in there for a while if I was you.

by Zonal K June 22, 2019

rat-arsed

English slang-term meaning drunk. Nothing to do with rats or their arses.

Paula Abdul is always rat-arsed

by Jack Hackett August 24, 2007

lame arse

Adjective. Someone who is utterly lame.
Also pronounced lame ass, in America.

"Nick why the fuck did you lock yourself in the bathroom for 4 hours because you were drunk, you total lame arse"

by MC Blitzkrieg April 9, 2006