Armoredhalo

The coolest bean you will ever meet

Hey you see that fellow armoredhalo

Yea he is a really cool bean.

by "Track Kid" July 15, 2018

Armadillo Chew

A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.

Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.

I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.

My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.

by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

Armed & Dangerous

the song name that murders people

P1:Imma make a song named Armed & Dangerous
P2: Fly high man

by zekewrldq March 15, 2021

one-armed phonehead

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.

Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.

by boggler December 28, 2005

Transformers Armada

A franchise, beginning in 2002 and ending in 2003, that saw the introduction of the Mini-cons into the Transformers lore.
So basically, Transformers meets Pokemon. The Autobot gotta catch all dem Mini-cons before the Decepticons do.
Eventually all the Transformers have to team up and kill Unicron, but not before Megatron (at that point Galvatron) and Starscream get killed.

ME: Damn dude, haven't you watched Transformers Armada?
FRIEND: No.
ME: Your life is worthless then.

by Boo69Boo69 November 16, 2018

Eslabon armado

He makes the best songs ever and i think you should go listen to him

friend 1 "have you ever listened to eslabon armado?"
Friend 2 "no whos that?"
Friend 1"bruh what"

by i ❤ u May 19, 2022

Dutch Armada

A combination of the Dutch Rudder and the Circle Jerk, the Dutch Armada is performed when a quorum of men, no less than 3, form a circle and give a Dutch Rudder to the person on his left while receiving one from the person on his right.

This variation on the Dutch Rudder pushes the widely-accepted view of the Dutch Rudder as not gay to the edges of not gayness, because while you are not in fact touching another man's penis, due to the circular nature of the Dutch Armada, you are getting off while watching a man get off. Therefore, those who are familiar with the Armada debate whether it is, in fact, gay.

by Hr.Ms Buffel March 2, 2009