applesauce enema

An applesauce enema is an insult said to, or wished on, someone who is a total dumbass.

"He needs an applesauce enema." "She deserves an applesauce enema."

by knowurkt December 7, 2013

applesauce

the sweat from an apple bottom

dude, she's been running around all day; I bet she's got mad applesauce

by princessdiane October 21, 2011

applesauce

Amazing Oral Sex that resembles the sound of applesauce. Not that weak dry mouth stuff, but the full fledged service job. As wet as a jar off applesauce. The key to a mans happiness. One of the most amazing things on earth. Yes, that is considered applesauce, my friend

Man... she had the sloppiest applesauce i've ever seen.

by I'm Not Frank February 11, 2014

applesauce

n. during anal when a girl cums out her apple bottom
v. applesauced

I fucked her ass so hard, bitch applesauced!

by JaimeeKinard December 24, 2007

Applequeef

When you are not looking, and someone "unexpectedly" takes a queef in your applesauce, yogurt, or cottage cheese

My friend and I were hanging out at my house eating applesauce, when I had to go to the bathroom. Once I got back, my applesauce tasted funny. I asked my friend what happened, and he said, "I just made an applequeef."

by Timboslice102 May 5, 2011

lazy applesaucer

someone using their fork from dinner to eat applesauce because they're too lazy to get a spoon

man 1: hey want some applesauce?

man2: yeah sure

man1: need a spoon?

man2: nah im good, imma lazy applesaucer it.

by cregg go hard March 9, 2010

dick applesauce

Dick applesauce is where someone mistakes ur or someone elses dick for apples and smash it up and eat it for a delicious and fruity dessert

Nic: man I had some great dick applesauce last night!

Mary: I did to I used ur dick

Nic: *bleeding profrusely from the groin* damn gurl

by ur a penishumper police poop! April 26, 2014