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The Ambulance has got it's lights on

Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .
For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on
by Quantum Leaper June 5, 2010
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St. John Ambulance Recruits

Members who haven't pass the Basic First Aid examination.

basically just people who do nothing
"St. John Ambulance Recruits are just members who sit back and relax"
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SA ambulance service

the south australian version of an ambulance service
SA ambulance service (shortened to SAAS) is a pathetic excuse for an ambulance service, they are a disgrace to south australia, australia and anyone in the emergency medical services
not only do they have disgusting response times, they are also bad at what they are trained to do.
for example. it says HEAD on the end of the stretcher where the head goes, even though it is blatently obvious
SA ambulance service - dispatcher talking to unit 4
"unit 4 respond cat A to male, unconcious, non breathing"
"roger dispatch, going to mcdonalds first"
"roger unit 4, ETA?"
"we are dining in, so 40 mins"
by Medic 41 August 6, 2010
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ambulance

Guy 1 Call an ambulance I am bleeding.
Guy 2 Best call a uber cheaper and faster.
Guy 1 Sad but true.

Uber is better than an ambulance.
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Ambulance Moment

An Ambulance Moment is a moment of realization. Synonymous with: aha moment; epiphany.
I suddenly realized why “Ambulance” is written backwards on ambulance trucks- it’s so you can read it in your rear view mirror!!! Ambulance moment!!
by bigfinger January 29, 2024
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Ambulance diet

Eating solely junk food like burgers and pizza and generally being unhealthy.
"Do you want some salad?"
"Nah man, I'm on the ambulance diet!"

"You look ill, what's wrong?"
"It must be my ambulance diet!"
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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