Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .
For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on
by Quantum Leaper June 05, 2010
by owobutuwu March 12, 2021
the south australian version of an ambulance service
SA ambulance service (shortened to SAAS) is a pathetic excuse for an ambulance service, they are a disgrace to south australia, australia and anyone in the emergency medical services
not only do they have disgusting response times, they are also bad at what they are trained to do.
for example. it says HEAD on the end of the stretcher where the head goes, even though it is blatently obvious
SA ambulance service (shortened to SAAS) is a pathetic excuse for an ambulance service, they are a disgrace to south australia, australia and anyone in the emergency medical services
not only do they have disgusting response times, they are also bad at what they are trained to do.
for example. it says HEAD on the end of the stretcher where the head goes, even though it is blatently obvious
SA ambulance service - dispatcher talking to unit 4
"unit 4 respond cat A to male, unconcious, non breathing"
"roger dispatch, going to mcdonalds first"
"roger unit 4, ETA?"
"we are dining in, so 40 mins"
"unit 4 respond cat A to male, unconcious, non breathing"
"roger dispatch, going to mcdonalds first"
"roger unit 4, ETA?"
"we are dining in, so 40 mins"
by Medic 41 August 06, 2010
by anonumasay May 23, 2022
Guy 1 Call an ambulance I am bleeding.
Guy 2 Best call a uber cheaper and faster.
Guy 1 Sad but true.
Uber is better than an ambulance.
Guy 2 Best call a uber cheaper and faster.
Guy 1 Sad but true.
Uber is better than an ambulance.
by hdkbwuinamp[ January 05, 2023
White car that goes "Whee-Whoo-Whee-Whoo" and carries or drives injured/sick/dead people to safety or care.
Robber: *pulls out a knife* "Give me all your money"
Old-Man: *clenches his heart* "Ow-AH~ Call an ambulance, Call an ambulance!", *pulls out a gun*, "but not for me*
Old-Man: *clenches his heart* "Ow-AH~ Call an ambulance, Call an ambulance!", *pulls out a gun*, "but not for me*
by Artificial-Intelligence August 18, 2023
A comprehensive pre-hospital care system comprising a dispatch center, well equipped ambulances and well trained emergency medical services personnel that work in unison and under the directive of the dispatch center to provide pre-hospital evacuations and/ or transfer of referred clients to appropriate levels of care.
by dpml July 27, 2023