turkeyneck alarm clock

The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your morning wood.

Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.

Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock.

by Mr. Random User January 3, 2006

Alarm Clock BJ

When a woman wakes a man up in the morning by performing fellatio on him but she is gentle and wishes not to wake him until he is ejaculating.

My wife gave me an Alarm Clock BJ this morning, when I woke up I was ejaculating in her mouth. The great start to a great day!

by JTrainHasArrived August 6, 2010

whore alarm

A whore alarm is the sound made when a gay dating app such as Grindr, Growlr or Scruff makes a distinctive alert sound. Since these apps are mostly used for hooking up, everyone in the room knows you are being a whore.

Paul: *ding ding* "Oh shit lemme get that!" *Checks phone*

Dave: "Oh shit! Paul's whore alarm is going off! He's gonna get some!"

by Nerdkub March 14, 2014

reverse strawberry alarm clock

Straddle a sleeping person as if in the 69 position and repeatedly touch their nose with your hemmorhoids until they wake up.

"Dude, your girlfriend is passed out on the floor and I need to do yoga." "Sounds like you can start your workout by setting a reverse strawberry alarm clock!"

by dtoss August 9, 2015

Sandra Alvarenga

The totally sexy, best female drummer EVER. Now the ex drummer of Black Viel Brides

Her: Have you seen how hot Sandra Alvarenga is??
Me: Yea! Shes Such an awesome drummer! I can't believe she left Black Viel Brides. I'll miss her.

by DeeLovesPandaz December 19, 2010

Organic alarm clock

The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

by phil436 February 22, 2009

False Alarm

Is when you spot a chick that you think is working with something, that looks good from far away and then when you get a closer look she ends up not meeting expectations

Damn! she look like she got a donk oh wait........never mind false alarm :-(

by MandoBurger August 24, 2010