warming up the altarboy's supper

the act of masturbation.

the priest was doing god's work when he was warming up the altarboy's supper.

by tbod February 25, 2008

Altair [weapon] [arsenal]

1:longsword
2:dagger\short blade\throwing knifes
3:hidden blade

1:Simple,flat bladed sword
2:1 1/2 foot long knife\kuni-like blade(throwing knife)
3:3 part collapsible blade fixed to the rist(greatest blade ever)

the Altair weapon arsenal is all the weapons you will ever need

by asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop[]zxcvbnm February 4, 2009

Alta D.

kani si alta... ga poyo ni sa bahada dapit sa lechon nga lami sa malaybalay bukidnon...soko cya coz dili man gawas iya foto sa friendster...ambot unsay nahitabo. ingun cya illegal daw..

the bataan nuclear power plant has 300000000 Alt.D power(alta Damasco unit for super nova explotion to the 10th power) alt i hope dli ka maka sikmah ug anak ani nga difinition.

by ngokngok October 5, 2004

alfafa

A specie deriving from the alpaca family

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT SEXY ALFAFA!

by Tiffstola July 9, 2010

Praying at the Porcelain Altar

Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.

1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)

Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004

altavista

A boolean search engine that rivals even the great wordgoogle/word

I founded where Carmen Sandiego with Altavista!

by PoptartKing August 21, 2003

altamont

town and raceway made infamous by the 1969 free concert by the Rolling Stones, WHO HIRED THE HELL'S ANGELS TO PROVIDE SECURITY. Needless to say, shit got frantic and a kid died.

Smooth move dumbass. Tip 1 when planning a concert: DON'T HIRE BIKERS WHO WANT TO GANGRAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU BLEED TO DEATH FROM STAB WOUNDS AS SECURITY GAURDS.

by Shawn E. November 12, 2003