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pussy allergy

The extreme measures a man takes to avoid dating or having sex with women.
Keith must have a pussy allergy. He totally avoided fucking that drunk chick we put in his bed!
by Spillinseed April 11, 2016
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allergic to

having a strong aversion to a particular person or thing
by The Return of Light Joker September 26, 2008
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allerge

To have an allergic reaction to something.
That kind of chocolate makes me allerge.
by Skittles2424 December 17, 2010
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cage allergic

'offing' oneself rather than go to prison! (like the poor, dead, dc madam!!)

this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!
i'm cage allergic! i don't do cages!!

they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!
by michael foolsley February 23, 2010
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Allerviciant

1. One who has many character traits.
2. Describing one who is confused or has frequent "blonde moments."
3. A talented, well-rounded being, often meaning that he/she is stuck-up or a show off, and often very hypocritical.
4. One who is very smart or bright, often misunderstood, yet gets along with everyone.
5. Of or pertaining to randomness.
Chick: Did you go see that one-man-show?
Dude: Yeah! That was awesome! But he was so freaking stupid!
Chick: I know! He was so allerviciant!
by Sgt. Gemstone March 3, 2007
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Allergy Bumps

The annoying, large raised bumps on your skin(usually on the legs or arms, but if you're a streaker, it can be OTHER places as well), that are symptoms of an allergy to a nearby object. Allergy bumps itch like hell, and are impossible to resist scratching, only further irritating the affected area.

The average allergy bump is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.
Mom: Oh, sweetie, why are you scratching there?
Kid(allergic to cats): It's just Allergy Bumps, I'm fine. I ran into a cat on my way home, so it's really itchy.
Mom: Put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.
by your mother is ugly September 19, 2011
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