by SnugZ October 14, 2008
Get the fat allen mug.Typically afflicts those from the ages of 14-25, who attended the high school of, but not limited to: Emmaus, Parkland, and Central Catholic.
There are primarily white, with gender not being a factor. They can be extremely confrontational, with very little to show for it. Most guys feature the rotund physique, with the lucky ones being skinny due to a high metabolism. Some tote a patch of fuzz that they claim to be a beard. The ladies weigh in between 100 to 250 pounds, and can drink any NFL lineman under the table.
When not staring you down in the hallways or making seemingly subtle yet rather direct facebook statuses about you, they are posting random lyrics by Wiz Khalifa, Lil' Wayne or Mac Miller. Now this wouldn't normally be a problem, but the infusion of rap lyrics combined with a predominantly white population has led them to believe that they can use the N word, profusely. Thankfully at Parkland we have Mr. Bailey, who reminds them to knock that shit off.
Thanks to Lil' Wayne, Mac Miller and Wiz, drugs and alcohol play a major role in their lifestyle. Many of them, both males and females, have DUIs or at least an underage. When not drinking to unconsciousness, they can be seen defecating on your family's most recent purchase from Ethan Allen.
WARNING: Anyone who tells you that they "are tired", more than once a week is afflicted. The severity can be indicated by how many times said individual says so, and trust me, you'll remember after reading this.
There are primarily white, with gender not being a factor. They can be extremely confrontational, with very little to show for it. Most guys feature the rotund physique, with the lucky ones being skinny due to a high metabolism. Some tote a patch of fuzz that they claim to be a beard. The ladies weigh in between 100 to 250 pounds, and can drink any NFL lineman under the table.
When not staring you down in the hallways or making seemingly subtle yet rather direct facebook statuses about you, they are posting random lyrics by Wiz Khalifa, Lil' Wayne or Mac Miller. Now this wouldn't normally be a problem, but the infusion of rap lyrics combined with a predominantly white population has led them to believe that they can use the N word, profusely. Thankfully at Parkland we have Mr. Bailey, who reminds them to knock that shit off.
Thanks to Lil' Wayne, Mac Miller and Wiz, drugs and alcohol play a major role in their lifestyle. Many of them, both males and females, have DUIs or at least an underage. When not drinking to unconsciousness, they can be seen defecating on your family's most recent purchase from Ethan Allen.
WARNING: Anyone who tells you that they "are tired", more than once a week is afflicted. The severity can be indicated by how many times said individual says so, and trust me, you'll remember after reading this.
Allendownee: "Man, I'm so tired."
Your Average White Kid: "Really? I know exactly what to do!"
Allendownee: "...what?"
Your Average White Kid: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Another Average White Kid: Allendown's Syndrome at its finest.
Your Average White Kid: "Really? I know exactly what to do!"
Allendownee: "...what?"
Your Average White Kid: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Another Average White Kid: Allendown's Syndrome at its finest.
by Ned's Little Brother October 3, 2011
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Located at the end of Gregory drive, it is the best dorm on Earth. People are typically pretty chill and open minded. Late into the night people talk about everything. It's really just a fun place to be. Although it's extreme coolness, it is easy to become "so allen hall." This entails not actually forming your own opinions about the world, just copying others or joining the band wagon for the hell of it. One may also become "so allen hall" by going to parties in large groups and not knowing a single person who lives there along with about half the people there. The biggest examples of this would be Kathy and on occasion john clark, although jc is still cool.
"Hey, Jo-Bob, how was your party last weekend?"
"It was ok, we were having a really swell time until all these damn allen hallers showed up"
"oh really, they crashed the party eh?"
"yeah, they couldn't be stopped there were like 50 of them, but they paid for beer and all things considered, they really got the party started, so it wasn't too bad"
"so what's the complaint?"
"well some of them were just dumb, because they were totally superficial and just saying shit to think that they're cool without actually believing in it."
"It was ok, we were having a really swell time until all these damn allen hallers showed up"
"oh really, they crashed the party eh?"
"yeah, they couldn't be stopped there were like 50 of them, but they paid for beer and all things considered, they really got the party started, so it wasn't too bad"
"so what's the complaint?"
"well some of them were just dumb, because they were totally superficial and just saying shit to think that they're cool without actually believing in it."
by fotodevoto August 11, 2004
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Get the Babs-Allen mug.The act of shitting on someone's face who is inebriated to the point of unconcsiousness for 'bringing down the vibe of the party'.
Did you hear what eddie als did to that bird who passed out? He 'Eddie Allen party tricked' the bitch. She was bringing down the vibe of the party.
by nwa234 October 20, 2008
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Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020
Get the Alden's Climate Theory mug.The creepy act of getting into a relationship with a "step" or distant member of your family, such as a stepchild, second cousin, or "stepcousin". This type of behavior is not illegal, but definitely creepy. Named after Woody Allen, who married his ex girlfriend's adopted child. (Arguably if not definitely his stepchild.)
Mark: Hey I wanna hook up with Sarah, she's my uncle's stepchild, but that doesn't make us biologically family!
Joe: That's Woody Allen Incest! And fucking disgusting. Even though I'd plow her hard.
Joe: That's Woody Allen Incest! And fucking disgusting. Even though I'd plow her hard.
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