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Allah'd

In Super Smash Brothers, when a player picks up a bomb and explodes it, killing himself and at least one other player in the process.

Sometimes, a player yells "Allah!" while exploding the bomb.
Dude, Kirby just allah'd the shit out of you guys.
by mymainman111 December 2, 2009
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Allah Cockbar

1. A spiritual eruption of pent up infernal jihadic forces gushing forth and ferociously searing the collective eyes of humanity with a vision supreme.
The Apprentice inquired, 'Master, my mind constantly wavering, the lantern of truths flame obscured through a fog of deception, and my soul sinks into hopeless despair as though gazing into a barren desert. I humbly ask thee, how is the revelation of a vision supreme attained in such a turbulent life?'

The Master replied thus, 'To become imbued with the eternal spirit of Allah Cockbar in this Galactic Jihad and bathe in the light of a vision supreme one must visit allahcockbar.com - Such is the will of Allah.'
by Sir.RobJ July 18, 2016
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Allah Akbar

What you say to a paper like NYT or any corporation when it finally realizes that its woke-nap wasn't real and that they have been living in Elmo's world for far too long.
Allah Akbar. The NYT finally admitted that the Hunter Biden laptop was not Russian disinformation
by Sexydimma March 18, 2022
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allah puffs

a cereal eaten by people of the middle eastern origin,.
allah puffs- often making them go crazy for allah and blowing up things like the world trade centre and tube stations
by allah puff man September 15, 2009
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allah's snackbar

a place where terrorists come to discuss and plan terror attacks while having a cup of halal coffee and biscuits
the isis lads rolled outside of allah's snackbar for a cup of tea
by hail hydra mudafacka November 1, 2016
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Allahfied

A course of action which has been given the 'stamp of approval' either by the Koran, some other islamic text or an islamic sheihk.
Waleed : " Aaliyah will you marry me?"

Aaliyah: : "I would Waleed, but you already have a wife!"

Waleed : "It is okay my dear. I can take more than one wife. It's totally Allahfied".

Aaliyah : "Awesome! I accept!!"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 1, 2009
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allatonceness

it means, "all at once-ness" a.k.a everything occuring at the same time.
There was a sense of allatonceness in the hospital; a man was dying while a baby was being born, a nurse fell to the floor as a doctor vommited, and there I was, perceiving it all.
by flaw28 November 22, 2010
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