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Alan Clark

To have sex with the mother and the daughters in a family. Not at the same time.

Named after the British Conservative MP Alan Clark, who admitted to the said act. Afterwards he said, "I deserve to be horse whipped".
Those Middletons are all hot. I would definitely do an Alan Clark there.
by GreenStreet7 May 25, 2011
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Alan gang

Alan gang means a lot of things but we still have enemies and they are called gremlin gang Alan gang is everything and I will tell you some of the real alan gang feelings it is love, friendship, kindness, and if you mess with one of us you mess with all of us. You will always love this gang because you know we are going to help you when you are feeling down. You will remember Alan gang
Alan gang will always help you
by Alangang November 15, 2018
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Alan Morris was a hero of st Ambrose although he was a nonce he will he missed
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Alani

Famous greek noun describing someone cool.
Zlatan Muslimović is a big alani.
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Alan Lopez

Alan Lopez is a very weird person that loves penis and is often referred to as a “troll” and “squidward”.
Hey why is “Alan Lopezsuch a troll?
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alan1937

alan1937 sucks
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Alan Wilder

the cutest sexiest mother fucker ever, STOP ALAN SLANDER
Alan Charles Wilder (born 1 June 1959) is an English musician, composer, arranger, record producer, and a former member of sex band Depeche Mode from 1982 to 1995. Since his departure from the band, the musical project called Recoil became his primary musical enterprise, Iit started as a side project to Depeche Mode in 1986. Alan Wilder was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2020 as a member of Depeche Mode. He is a classically trained musician. Following the departure of Vince Clarke, Depeche Mode placed an advertisement in the music magazine Melody Maker. Even though the ad was looking for someone under 21 (Wilder was 22) he lied about his age to get the job, and got away with it. He joined Depeche Mode in January 1982, initially as a tour keyboardist, and soon thereafter as a full member of the recording band. However, Wilder's more notable contributions to Depeche Mode were as a musician, arranger, and producer. In addition to playing synthesizer throughout his time with Depeche Mode, Wilder also played piano on the band's signature ballad "Somebody". For the recording of the album Songs of Faith and Devotion and its corresponding Devotional Tour, Wilder also played live drums. For "Enjoy the Silence" from the album Violator, Wilder took Martin Gore's melancholy ballad-esque demo and re-envisioned the song as a percolating, melodic dance track.
by Iadywriter May 19, 2021
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