crackhead alarm

When you hear someone loudly singing, yelling, or ranting in the middle of the night. This phenomenon is dubbed as "the crackhead alarm" in most urban areas due to the fact that it interrupts your sleep.

Guy 1: Why do you look so tired?
Guy 2: Fuckin' Crackhead alarm went off.

by AcneAndAnthrax October 20, 2014

Alabama Akbar

Commonly shouted when an American high school student has stolen his parents gun and is ready for a full on school shooting.

Mike : Wheres Jordan?
Jenny : I don't know. But he's a massive NERD! *high fives*
Mike : Oh look, there's Jordan!
From the back of the class : NERD!
*Jordan pulls out a M4*
Jordan : ALABAMA AKBAR!

by Actual Dragon Tears July 7, 2016

Quercus Alba

god

All hair Quercus Alba our lord and savior

by The SQUIP September 23, 2021

Helen Keller Alarm Clock

When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.

I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.

by tedman 96 December 6, 2011

Alaria

Awesome friend, girl, person. Seriously if you know one you wont be bored. Shes super cool. Can be timid at first but is super farblow awesome.

girl #uno: hey who is that girl over there?
guy #dos: oh shes really funny must be an Alaria

by Farblowfriends December 22, 2012

Alarm Clock

An evil device created by Satan to awaken you from a deep sleep.

The alarm clock shrieked loudly at 6am awaking me from my wonderful dream of riches.

by punkchicka4 November 18, 2010

Allahu Akbar'ed

When one uses explosives to blow up others and/or oneself. Can also be defined as going crazy/suicidal at the end of a no win situation. Similar to Sucide Bomber, Going Postal, Yoloing or Leroy Jenkins.

In GTAV, the cops had me surrounded, so I Allahu Akbar'ed it by blowing up myself and all of them in the process.

by Corn Nibblets June 14, 2017