Aggies

An Aggies is an individual who sees their life as some messed-up game with predictable odds because of their unrealistic experiences
Thus they are always one step ahead and laugh when unexpected things happen or when times get tough
They notice the subtlest changes
Advise out of experience
Act like they're in control
Have the greatest stories
Do the stupidest things
Never back down

Jodi: Aggies missed the bus how's he gonna get to school!
Caleb: Aggies will hijack a car

Jodi: nah I'm serious
Caleb: that's what he's say gonna when he gets here

Jodi: what's he gonna do run to school

Caleb: Aggies is already here he ran

Jodi: is Aggies ok
Caleb: Well Aggies is laughing

by Archive_599 May 23, 2018

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Walmart Aggie

A fan of the Texas A&M University who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:

-$5.00 Aggie shirt bought at Wal-Mart

-Mullet

-NASCAR hat

-Hunting clothes

"YEAH MAN! Gig-em!!!"

"Who's that?"

"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Aggie"

by Jaydigital December 19, 2017

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