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Accordionate

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Folding a map as if you were playing the accordion (a box-shaped musical instrument of the bellows-driven free-reed aerophone family, sometimes referred to as a squeezebox.)
A: "How do you always manage to get to your precise point of destination when driving in a foreign city?"

B: "I thinks that is because I accordionate very well."
by rperazag August 5, 2010
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douchebag-accordion

my scottish neighbor insists on playing the douchebag-accordion at 6 am
by mitchbeard February 6, 2010
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According to Sophocles, I gotta get outta here!!!

This phrase is used when you are caught up in your words, and aren't making any sense, and you need to get out as soon as possible, so you decide to turn to a famous playright to make yourself look educated and get out of the situation before it is too late!!!
"If you have a goat as a pet, it will eat everything!" "Well, DUH, that's why they call them goats!!!" OH god, according to Sophocles, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!!
by According to Sophocles... December 31, 2008
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Accardo

Someone who is amazingly awesometasticly intelligent. The pure size of Accardo's synonymous with Ogre except a lot sexier and not smelly at all.
Jesus Tits that sexy, intelligent man is Tall... He such an Accardo
by OGRE licious January 30, 2009
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vinnie accardi

Basically my husband. Guitarist of Brand New, the best band ever. I love him forever and always.
Vinnie Accardi, i love you.
by ELERAFFE FOR AFTER LIFE. December 29, 2008
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accordion reading

Online reading phenomenon in which a person begins with a list of links to articles/blog entries from an RSS feed (such as Google Reader), and opens several as new browser tabs.

While reading through the tabs one by one, reducing their number, the person finds links to other articles/blog entries, which will be duly opened as additional tabs.

The result is that the number of tabs on the browser continually expands and contracts, accordion-style, and before you know it you've wasted half the day reading an endlessly regenerating stream of linked internet nonsense.
Guy 1: Dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Sorry, got caught up in some accordion reading online - couldn't stop adding more and more new tabs of stuff to read. What, is it time for Church?
Guy 1: Um, it's actually Monday now.
by Peter Lorre February 4, 2010
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accordial

When you are a pirate and are very cordial when you have an accord; politely agreeable, but when you’re a pirate.
I always get what I want when I bring Captain Jack Sparrow rum because it makes him quite accordial.
by rannray June 12, 2018
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