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The Accordion Effect

This happens when you witness a line of traffic in which a bunch of dumb ass drivers are tailgating each other only to back off and repeat the process again. Characterized by people who brake constantly while driving and continuous speeding up and slowing down. It can be especially frustrating if this happens on the highway in the left lane when you are in a hurry and you don't want to get caught up or when it occurs on a single lane road where you are unable to pass. Resembles that of an accordion.
Looks like Steve is gonna be late to work again on the account of The Accordion Effect.
by agent6 March 7, 2011
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private account

An account that someone with heaps of followers on instagram creates and lets only 'friends' follow it so they can post silly photos
Courtney: Oi Lily where's that photo of you and Alex hooking up?

Lily: It's on my private account!!
by jamieking69 April 29, 2014
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sass account

A account on social media that posts anything. There is no theme to there account and most sasses rant about there life on it. Most of the time they let no one from real life follow them. (most sass accounts are on instagram)
Someone from real life: "I saw your sass account on instagram! let me follow!"

sass: "No! Stop its just for me."
by papertowns July 6, 2014
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according to my calculations

"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"
by Hitterdog November 20, 2015
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Carrot Account

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an account run by 12 year olds(or someone that acts that age)m probably curses every .2 seconds, has a lot of ugly links in their tagline and they have a huge, *huge* about section with either no layouts or like 5 layouts one after the other. They use “XD” “:3” unironically and probably believe they are quirky. Most of them fakes mental illnesses too. In addition, they don’t have a square pfp and their background/abouts NEVER match their abouts.
Gachalife kids and 12 year olds usually run carrot accounts here on quotev dot com
by @inferior on quotev May 17, 2020
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acronym for "nigga}"
Tyrone: You know what nigga stands for, right?
CJ: Naw.
Tyrone: Never ignorant getting goals accomplished, my nigga.
by dat_booty_tho October 25, 2015
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Accountant

Someone whos obviously making more than you
Accountants can start at $60,000 with no experience
by Mr. Mofo September 29, 2005
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