absolute reverence

When toasting a piece of bread it is left in longer than neccessary, and black burn marks form on the surface.

"Sunnuvabitch! Absolute Reverence has occurred upon my piece of toast."

by Masta Dave November 15, 2005

Absolute White

The palest color your skin can ever be. Normally corresponds to the color of your ass, boobs, and/or other body parts that never see the light of day. Widely understood to be a winter phenomenon; may be taken as a sure sign that it's time for spring to come and/or you need a damn vacation.

It's still January and I've already reached Absolute White. FML.

by I'mWithBeardy January 25, 2013

absolutely wika

a state in which an individual becomes after consuming large amounts of alcohol.

after drinking a full bottle of ouzo and a selection of super strength lagers the man became absolutely wika.

by the corse July 18, 2009

absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt. It was pioneered by the famous streamer Ninja, who recently died from ligma.

"You're an absolute dolt."
"Aww man, you really think so."

by jesus4204206969696 October 28, 2020

Absolut Vodka

Tasty Drink, Blyat, Better Then Tea Used by capitalyst pigs. mostly used by slavs, gopniks and The Slav King Life of boris.

VADIM BLYAT! HE STOLE ALL OF MY ABSOLUT VODKA!

by Annatoli December 05, 2019

absolute beast

Very good / powerful / impressive / badass etc.

That car is an absolute beast

by dyac December 16, 2014

absolute zero

the temperate at which molecular energy is at a minimum.

We would all be dead is the temperature reached absolute zero (-459 degrees F)

by ayoforkayo January 29, 2009