Avocado Game

A friendly game between close peers where contestants compete to shove as many avocados as they can into their ass holes. It is said by many that this game results in many cases of intense anal gaping ability. For those who enjoy anal, this game suits them very well and is the ideal tactic for making "anal diameter gains."

"I played the avocado game with Logan and Parsa. Logan shoved 11 up his ass and Parsa shoved 11 too. I fuckin lost!"
"Sucks for you bro, I feel your pain."

by hinglingmaster August 2, 2014

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avocado toast

when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)

literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it

ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry

ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.

MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry

by idtst May 28, 2018

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alacado

The hangers-on around a rugby club. Usually ex-players who have an inflated opinion of their own sporting prowess in days gone by. Also known as a bufty.

We're hosting an end of season dinner: players, bufty's, alacado's, wags and hags welcome.

by ACKnee November 23, 2006

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