Asswater

The term used to describe a situation in which you are taking a shit and you drop a big turd, causing the water to splash up on your ass cheeks.

Guy #1: Yo I was eating corn earlier and now I gotta take a shit, I hope I don't get asswater!

Guy #2: Yeah I just got done droppin' turds and my ass is soaked. Fml.

by J Bizzy October 29, 2009

Assaholic bitch

The derogatory term for the popular YouTube ihe or I hate everything commonly used by 12 year old boys in a YouTube comment section

Ur so unoriginal you assaholic bitch

by The johnny stabber October 20, 2017

ashwani

anyone who knows this evilest of brehs will know that he is the master. Persons of all backgrounds go on a pilgrimage to find him and acquire his words of wisdom. Although quite small, he should not be underestimated. Hewas born and bred in brixton, UK and always reps the good times not the bad.

I'm going to find ashwani for some wisdom.

Someone tell me where ashwani is.

by Sunrise Radio March 14, 2005

asswad

a complete jerk
someone who shoots mouth off when not asked.
a bulge in the rear of your jeans

Look at Jack,he's a complete asswad.

by Mr Lee December 23, 2006

ashwanth

A cool tall Indian kid!

omg..looks Ashwanth's here!

by You April 22, 2005

Asswater

The water that overflows when a thick shit clogs the toilet.

Dude, the toilet overflowed, and now I got asswater all over the floor.

by Moth May 17, 2004

Asswagon

An asswagon is generally anyone who is a complete Jackass. An adjective for someone who is an Asswagon is Asswagonous.

Hey man, that Gabe guy is a real Asswagon
Yeah, he's quite the Asswagonous Bastard

by CaptainConway October 14, 2017