asdasdasdasd

when instead of randomly typing asd , asdasd or asdasdasd you decide to get more creative

bored guy : derp
bored guy 2 : asdasdasdasd

by yellowsnow61 September 6, 2016

Asda Dad

A term used by gay men, often in the bear community to describe a straight male they find attractive. Named Asda Dads because they can be found walking the aisles of Asda with their skanky minger wives.

I'm doing my shopping today, it's very boring but at least I might see a few Asda Dad's to perve at.

by Freddy B August 6, 2009

`1234567890-qwertyuiop[]\ASDFGHJKL;'

when you are so bored you decide to type every key on your keyboard into google, just for it to stop because you pressed enter at '.

Person 1: `1234567890-qwertyuiop\ASDFGHJKL;'
Person 2: *stabs Person 1*

by Mirukal October 14, 2020

Asdner

100k attempts on ppf lol
imagine being this guy, lmao basically dasdo but less dawson.

imagine spending 100k attempts on one thing lmao @asdner

by GMDTeegan August 29, 2019

asdfghjklbnmcvbnmdfghjklertyuiopfghjklghjklhjkliopjklkllmnmpqwertyuioprtyuiopsdfghjkltyuiopuiopvbnmwertyuiopxcvbnmyuiopzxcvbnm

When you are supposed to be working but decide to type the alphabet into the keyboard and slide your finger to the right after every letter.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf, mqnwbevrctxyzulikojphagsfd, zaqxswcdevrfbgtnhymjukilop, and even the legendary tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz have all been tried, so you decide to write asdfghjklbnmcvbnmdfghjklertyuiopfghjklghjklhjkliopjklkllmnmpqwertyuioprtyuiopsdfghjkltyuiopuiopvbnmwertyuiopxcvbnmyuiopzxcvbnm instead.

by tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz December 16, 2019

!@#$%^&*()_+1234567890-=qwertyuiop{}|[]\asdfghjkl:";'zxcvbnm<>?,./qwertyuiopasdfghjklzcvmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplmokijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPOLIKMUJNYHBTGVRFCEDXWSZQA

You have transcended boredom, and have achieved a Godlike state of it.
Psst if you are reading this article you are already god.

Person 1: (comes home to find that person 2 is now a god)
Person 1: How have you achieved this state, Person 2?
Person 2: I typed the word !@#$%^&*()_+1234567890-=qwertyuiop{}|\asdfghjkl:";'zxcvbnm<>?,./qwertyuiopasdfghjklzcvmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplmokijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPOLIKMUJNYHBTGVRFCEDXWSZQA on my keyboard.

by Arithmeticka December 20, 2020

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\\]='[-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`

When you be come an ungodly amount of bored you type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1` by pressing all keys from starting at ` going in lines all the way to / and then going back the same wayand then starting a ` and going dow in lines all the way to \ and then doing that in reverse

jesus why

Bob: dude im bored
you: me too
Bob: hey You should type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`
You: ok man

by Saltyfry January 16, 2019