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busier than a one armed paper hanger

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.
Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
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Antediluvian

Before the flood
The period in the bible before the great flood or a fancy insult for the elderly.
Noa was born in the Antediluvian period

Your grandma is so old she's Antediluvian.
by Ronin X64 October 15, 2009
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cutie bear (Armed Forces)

1)- Childishly adorable.

2)- Nick name for some children.

3)- Sometimes a nick name for pussys who've been raised all their life with total OVER KILL in positive reinforcement.

As an end result is a grown male of low intelligence who talks in a high voice and acts like a little bitch. Often playing on another persons pity in order to survive.

The real tragedy is when seeking to be a big boy they join the army in a soft skill MOS. Make it through co-ed basic and then reclass as combat arms and deploy to Iraq with other people counting on him to watch their fucking six.

-----------Notable traits--------

-Quits when things get physically challenging(Even in combat

-Often bends facts afterward to paint self in positive light

-NEEDS the army. The army plays the role of full time baby-sitter for some adult men.

-Generally stupid, lacks common sense. Often asks and reasks rhetorical questions and informs leaders of information of nugatory nature. By doing so makes himself feel important by interacting with those of higher rank and through derisive logic regards himself superior to other lower enlisted.
1)PFC Lester is in the army but still does childish things
Thats why I always call him cutie bear (Armed forces)
i.e.:

-Wets the bed

-Talks about being a ranger, pilot,ninja
Magic abilites, Space journeys ect.

-Freezes under fire

-Plays D&D

-Proudly wears CIB and braggs about it

-Crys

-Re-enlisted

2) cutie bear (Armed Forces) got his sweet little balls pinched for fucking up again.
by Chucked October 18, 2007
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artemis fowl

a very clever and action-packed book with many likeable characters and villians but if u can read and understand the book,chances are tht yur friends or cousins wont and think yur stupid while they stick to safe books like arthur.
ARTEMIS FOWL SERIES:

1.ARTEMIS FOWL
2.ARTEMIS FOWL:the arctic incident
3.ARTEMIS FOWL:the eternity code
4.ARTEMIS FOWL:the opal deception
5.ARTEMIS FOWL:the last colony (coming out this september)

a spinoff of the series called the artemis fowl files is also out
by amit tiwari August 20, 2006
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Artemis Fowl

A series of books by Eoin Colfer. He plans to make six books. The Artemis Fowl books that have been published are:
Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident
Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code
Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception

The fifth book is to be named:
Artemis Fowl: The Last Colony (Source: A meeting with Eoin Colfer himself ;D)
Artemis Fowl could be my best friend. He may be more intelligent then me, but we talk the same.
by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006
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Artemisia

Artemisia is unforgettable. She's dynamic, visionary and able to make constructive use of freedom. Though she might come off as shy at first, she's a no nonsense rebel and knows how to have fun. She's cool and lifts your head when you're upset and she's the funniest most playful girl to be with. She'll do anything for the people she cares about, stick up for you and listen. It's advised that you don't get on her bad side.
She's absolutely gorgeous inside and out, unbelievably sexy and has vigorous passion not to mention amazing at everything sexual and entertaining. She has a seductive voice, deep alluring eyes, beautiful hair and is a tomboy at heart who craves adventure. She's creative, innovative and naturally talented in the arts. Intelligent and witty but unlike most humble about what she does. She has a deep and inner desire to understand and analyze the world they live in and learn the deeper truths which is why she's so curious She's an independent, sassy, woman who is known for being a heartbreaker and kicking ass. Most often she's misunderstood and has had to deal with issues on her own but still comes out stronger than before. The mystery and unpredictability of her will leave you coming back for more. The more she reveals about herself the more you'll fall in love, but once she's fallen for you. You never go back.
I’m in love with Artemisia.
by laboya June 9, 2018
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shiny arsed

Person who works in an office at a desk all day, wearing the backside of their trousers or skirt to a vivid shine - c.f. pencil pusher.
"Does he know what he's talking about?"
"No, he's a shiny arsed pencil pusher who's come out to see where the real work's done."
by The-Hooded-Claw December 21, 2008
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