ape tits

1. A woman with tits of low quality, being in that they may be extremely long and flat, or spread out when they are not confined by a bra.

2. A woman with tits resembling those of a primate at the zoo.

"Eww, that girl just flashed her ape tits at us!"
"With ape tits like that she should be in a zoo."

by totally not gay pirate February 10, 2006

Ape Face

The creases around a middle aged women’s mouth that make her resemble a character from planet of the apes

Sigourney Weaver, Sarah Palin, and every Asian woman over fifty have Ape Face.

by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012

ape shit

to act in an insane manner.

I told Rob I slept with his girl and he went ape shit on me.

by Colonel Krackers March 13, 2003

Ape Drape

A hair style related to but distinct from the mullet, hockey hair, Kentucky waterfall, and Cincinnati toupee. The ape drape is defined by its vigorous growth and lack of part. The drape should be shorter in the front but should ease in gracefully to the shoulders without showing any signs of human intervention. In the dim light of an alley, ape drapes should give their owners the silhouette of a mountain gorilla.

I burned all photos of me in eighth grade because I was sporting an ape drape.

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

Ape up

A sudden outburst of hyperacte behavior, usually resulting in the injury of innocent bystanders or the damage of property.

Man... did you see Adam ape up? He trashed everything!

by TeejMahal July 28, 2008

ape harvester

A semiautomatic firearm, usually an AR-15 pattern rifle. Useful for harvesting apes or culling a troop which has gotten out of control.

Mang...check out my new Ape Harvester! I’ve got a pile of 30 round magazines ready to go.

by G-persyn December 11, 2019

ape tees

A company situated in China with the nerve to sell uncomfortable material that breaks within a month, and then you can't file a complaint because they don't have a website to go to, and you can't return the pieces of shit because you don't live in China. Wearing this will make you look like a douchebag who does nothing but lift on omegle. Don't even try buying something from here, and the t-shirts feel like they are made of crusty face masks(and they smell like them too). Overall, if you want the hoes, and you have the mental strength to ignore that your brand new sweat pants look like they are from a dumpster, go ahead and buy ape tees.

Did you see Kyle wearing that shitty, piss-colored shirt from some random ass company called ape tees? He looks like hes trying to be an Asian gangster!

by animedonut March 15, 2021