AOL

A now defunct website for old people that don't know how to use a computer and hunt and peck when typing. They are susceptible to spyware and crashing their computer daily and have no idea what they are doing.

Hey I need to go to walmart.com, I guess I'll go to AOL first to search for the website instead of typing walmart.com in the address bar.

by morpheusoptic November 15, 2014

AOL

This is the worst shit CD you can recive in a Cereal box and in your mail

Guy 1: Omfg i got a AOL CD, it says "190423991 free hour"
Guy 2: damn dude, again anotehr fuking AOL CD in your fuking cereal box? shit!

by AthlonZ May 13, 2007

AOL

A shitty company with poor service and high prices. Trying to dominate broadband where good ISP's (Comcast & others) already exist. A company run by jews.

Hi I'm a jew, I like yarmulkes, money, screwing over others, and being an AOL executive!

by urban assassin December 28, 2005

AOL

AOL (America Online)- Army Of Lamers

AOL is constantly extending the sphere of influence.

by cyberdreams July 24, 2010

AOL

Likes massive penis.

Also:

Assholes Online.

But not funny assholes. d00shes.

by Leiko October 6, 2004

AOL

AWWWWing out loud

'Tom proposed to Linda, on the Eiffel Tower AOL'

by Graceface February 9, 2013

AOL

What my family thinks is a piece of gold but a piece of shit cuz you can't go on Google or yahoo owned sites. I can't check my fucking email on it or look some thing up on yahoo and google. It's a narcicist brat

"Dad can you unlock yahoo.com so I can check my email"
"Dad I need to get to the login page unlocked." Dad! I can't get to my inbox!" "Da-" just go on later I am tired of you whining! Go use one of your own browsers. God dammit" "But they aren't working. You know it takes exetremes to get me to use damn AOL" ( my interpertition of earlier conversation)

by 11jr11 July 19, 2011