AOL

A now defunct website for old people that don't know how to use a computer and hunt and peck when typing. They are susceptible to spyware and crashing their computer daily and have no idea what they are doing.

Hey I need to go to walmart.com, I guess I'll go to AOL first to search for the website instead of typing walmart.com in the address bar.

by morpheusoptic November 15, 2014

AOL

This is the worst shit CD you can recive in a Cereal box and in your mail

Guy 1: Omfg i got a AOL CD, it says "190423991 free hour"
Guy 2: damn dude, again anotehr fuking AOL CD in your fuking cereal box? shit!

by AthlonZ May 13, 2007

AOL

A shitty company with poor service and high prices. Trying to dominate broadband where good ISP's (Comcast & others) already exist. A company run by jews.

Hi I'm a jew, I like yarmulkes, money, screwing over others, and being an AOL executive!

by urban assassin December 28, 2005

AOL

AOL (America Online)- Army Of Lamers

AOL is constantly extending the sphere of influence.

by cyberdreams July 24, 2010

AOL

Likes massive penis.

Also:

Assholes Online.

But not funny assholes. d00shes.

by Leiko October 6, 2004

AOL

AWWWWing out loud

'Tom proposed to Linda, on the Eiffel Tower AOL'

by Graceface February 9, 2013

AOL

aka A-Slow-L: A pathetic excuse for an ISP, most commonly associated with high blood pressure, moodswings and broken fingers from punching computer screens. You can sign on and then walk around the block three times before the Home page loads. Impossible to remove from computer. When coupled with a high speed modem, causes exciting freeze-ups and browser crashes.

* sign on AOL *

3:00 Welcome

* screen turns white, hard drive runs and runs and runs *

3:09 You've Goodbye

by EmanNeercs August 17, 2012