When an impatient motherfucker cannot listen to a whole CD. This impatiency leads them to skip a song b4 it is even close to done...therefore deamed having CD ADHD
by Dawniica November 13, 2010
The act of an individual ranting from one topic to another without pause. The topics are loosely threaded together and it is by far easier for the observer to simply let the person finish than try to interrupt/add/interject/and -or ask questions.
Dude, I can't believe my girlfriend got all raggitha on me, blah, blah, blah and on the news tonight the political candidate went on about his liberal/progressive views and I am going to start a compound because the breakdown of the moral fiber in this country is beyond reasonable or actually beyond comprehension....(all without pause or taking a breath)
Response: Dude, you were just in the midst of an ADHD frenzy.
Response: Dude, you were just in the midst of an ADHD frenzy.
by Conchita Chi August 15, 2008
Attention Deficit Disorder/Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
A real medical diagnosis found in the DSM along with the criteria for diagnosis, and treatment.
There are many different symptoms, shown in many different ways, but everyone whom actually has the disorder suffer from a chemical imbalance within the brain.
Opinions as to ADD/ADHD's existence is silly at best. People smarter than us, whose jobs it is to decide these things, have. So, everyone whom states the "fakeness" of the disorder is quite confidently shouting their ignorance.
ADD/ADHD has been around a lot longer than most think-the 1980's was NOT the discovery. Years and years ago, it actually underwent a name change; and I'll warrant that few people who scream "ADD is fake" would have trouble screaming "Brain Damage is fake!" Yep. ADD/ADHD used to be the diagnosed medical condition, Minimal Brain Dysfunction/Damage. Pretty sure that exists too.
Now, the extremely excessive diagnosing of ADD/ADHD is irresponsible and reprehensible and certainly doesn't positively impress the ignorant public. (and before there are more screams, there is absolutely no negative connotation to the word 'ignorant'...it simply means "unaware of" or "lacking knowledge".
A real medical diagnosis found in the DSM along with the criteria for diagnosis, and treatment.
There are many different symptoms, shown in many different ways, but everyone whom actually has the disorder suffer from a chemical imbalance within the brain.
Opinions as to ADD/ADHD's existence is silly at best. People smarter than us, whose jobs it is to decide these things, have. So, everyone whom states the "fakeness" of the disorder is quite confidently shouting their ignorance.
ADD/ADHD has been around a lot longer than most think-the 1980's was NOT the discovery. Years and years ago, it actually underwent a name change; and I'll warrant that few people who scream "ADD is fake" would have trouble screaming "Brain Damage is fake!" Yep. ADD/ADHD used to be the diagnosed medical condition, Minimal Brain Dysfunction/Damage. Pretty sure that exists too.
Now, the extremely excessive diagnosing of ADD/ADHD is irresponsible and reprehensible and certainly doesn't positively impress the ignorant public. (and before there are more screams, there is absolutely no negative connotation to the word 'ignorant'...it simply means "unaware of" or "lacking knowledge".
Yes, you forgot things sometimes and procrastinate. But for someone with ADD/ADHD, unlike you, there is no choice being made. It simply happens despite best efforts.
by LadyBlackhawk January 21, 2013
When your brain thinks faster then you speak so you take a breath when your done talking you repeat the last syllable of a sentence usually triggers more often with people with ADHD
Man 1: so i mean like she decided my best friend was funnier then me so she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 2: woah woah sorry for you but you just ADHD Stuttered
Man 1: what do you mean
Man 2: you repeated the last syllable you said she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 1: oh sorry
Man 2: now lets go get drinks its on me
Man 2: woah woah sorry for you but you just ADHD Stuttered
Man 1: what do you mean
Man 2: you repeated the last syllable you said she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 1: oh sorry
Man 2: now lets go get drinks its on me
by XxKonaMationSxX April 02, 2019
ADHD-I is like being high but not knowing what it's like not to be high. Especially in the brain fog stages.
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(I'm typing ADHD-I here because I cannot submit it without it. duuu uuuuu ondurztannnndzzz?
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(I'm typing ADHD-I here because I cannot submit it without it. duuu uuuuu ondurztannnndzzz?
by God of Psychology October 04, 2008
Athos: yo duck i stopped mid nut last night to snap a girl back
Duck: bro you got some prenut adhd
Athos: facts
Duck: bro you got some prenut adhd
Athos: facts
by ImAthos September 20, 2020
The act of checking your iPhone with the intent to do one thing and being so distracted by notifications from other apps, texts or messages that you forget why you checked your phone in the first place. Can happen with any smartphone.
Sorry I didn't call you back, but by the time I updated my Facebook status and answered some texts my iPhone ADHD kicked in and I forgot what I was doing.
by Loquacia December 07, 2014