When you you become friends with someone so if you ever get into a fight they have your back but everyone you know hated that person
by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

by Rach? October 10, 2005

1.a)Shank, the act of taking a dump while masturbating at the same time, it's harder than you may think.
b) Shit Wank
2. Shanked
3. Shanking
b) Shit Wank
2. Shanked
3. Shanking
1.a) I like to shank on Sundays
b) Dude I so totally need to shit wank right now
2. I shanked while watching sex and the city.
3. Fuck man! Don't come in here I'm shanking.
b) Dude I so totally need to shit wank right now
2. I shanked while watching sex and the city.
3. Fuck man! Don't come in here I'm shanking.
by James Stinkwell May 14, 2008

by Young Pinto May 13, 2005

This an an act in which a male or female, whilst having a shit in the toilet, then decides to have a wank. This, therefore, bring us to the word shank. A shit and a wank at the same time.
When on holiday with friends, i walked in on my friend having a shit but his cock was in his hands and he was jerking profusely, at which point i said, "aww, man stop shanking, this is our bathroom aswell"
by Rashed, J November 8, 2008

Jeffrey: What does shank mean?
Clever: I think it means to pants someone!
Jeffrey: OH yeah, i totally saw his boxers.
Clever: I think it means to pants someone!
Jeffrey: OH yeah, i totally saw his boxers.
by gooberkins October 21, 2009

by Bodacious Bob February 14, 2005
