slow wallet

A slow wallet is a person who deliberately takes a long ass time taking out their wallet so someone offers to pay for them first.

My roomate's a real fucking slow wallet, the cheap bastard.

by slowwallet February 15, 2016

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Slow Club

An amazing variety of random awesome music that is strange but catchy from the Slow Club band.

Let's listen to Slow Club!

by Becca Taylor August 15, 2009

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slow moshing

A combination of slow dancing mixed with a mosh pit, all participants are in pairs dancing haphazardly, most likely drunk and/or high, and one couple will bump into another causing a domino or chaos effect that could lead to spinning girls used as projectiles, tango donkey punches, fist fights, or extreme laughter and fun, depending on the crowd.

Adam: "What is wrong with your ankle?"

Gabrielle: "It must have been injured last night while we were slow moshing, I didn't notice how swollen it was until today because I was laughing so hard and having too much fun to notice last night..."

by dmoney1313 December 08, 2010

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Slow neck

Slang for a blow job. Termed from the moving of a neck forwards and backward slowly while giving a blow job.

It was a awesome first date. She gave me slow neck in the parking lot!

by Marty Wood February 18, 2004

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Slow Roaster

Unlike a full "hard on" the penis stays in a half errect state for an extended period of time. You may feel like it wants to become harder more errect, however the penis stayed at the same "half boner" state unlil outside forces are acted upon it.

Dude, everytime that new girl from accounting walks by I get a slow roaster...I just need to fuck her!

by Scholly369 July 14, 2009

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