shorted

When your smoking a cigarette and the butt gets even with the
pointer and middle finger and you cant grasp the the end of it with your lips

shorted

by mr illusiv 4 July 2, 2009

short

v. 1) to pay your buddy back less than you borrowed
2) sex with a dwarf

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

short

Someone whom has little or no manhood.

OMG bigger is better, he is short.

by DP Princess June 14, 2006

short

when one goes to fart simontaniously shiting ones pants resulting in a short.

Darion: great party eh?

Tron: oh damn man i think i just shorted we have to go!

Darion: oh hell nah thats disgusting what da hell is tha matter for you!

by stealthhippi July 29, 2008

short

any small or large sum of money.

I went to pick up a short from my grandmother.

by douglas baxter April 30, 2008

Short

Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.

Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, that bag is fuckin short..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram??

by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008

short

anyone under 6 feet ; a cigarette or cigar smoked halfway through, a film less then 30 minutes, to have less then the original,

also pronounced ( shout )

Jay: you got a newport?
tim: yeah but i only got one left...
Jay: well lemme get that short...

CJ: i only got one cigarette left and im gonna smoke it
BJ: well short me down

by consistent change IS flava September 30, 2009