keeper awayer

Exactly the opposite of a drug dealer.
A keeper awayer will prevent people to think of you as a drug addict and keep drug dealers in a safe distance.
They will never, ever be the one that sells you drugs. Ever.

I'm your new agent, body guard, unauthorized biographer and drug-dealer... keeper awayer.

by Namadolan July 8, 2019

gape keeper

Someone who pretends to protect secrets while secretly giving the information to everyone, and in that sense, standing blocking a gaping doorway that can easily be seen through or entered.

Bro, she's a gape keeper. You know she told everyone that I got AIDS, Gonorrhea and crabs from Mellisa's hairy asshole. And she won't even admit it was her!!!

by Peeeny October 14, 2019

Oaf Keepers

A more apt name for the far right extremist group, the Oath Keepers. Far from being "revolutionaries" or "patriots" they were by-and-large a collection of drunken, low-IQ clowns, buffoons and losers. In a word: Oafs.

Oh look... Cletus, Goober an the rest of the Oaf Keepers are going to be holding a rally in front of the public library this weekend to support the banning of books about the history of slavery in America. Which is laughable because none of those dolts even know how to read.

by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023

cocky keeper

His cock his not his own he's just the keeper of your cock ,he's looking after it for you, and when he's back in your company he hands it back to you 🐱

Hello my cocky keeper when are you returning my cocky back to me

by KezaBash November 3, 2020

Realm Keeper

-Proper Noun-
A realm keeper is an ancient being who watches over all realms and the activity of shifting between them. They forged the Merge Cube and distributed it as a gift for advanced civilizations to travel between them.

I am the last Realm Keeper.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

Baby Keeper

The host of the sperm receiver "baby keeper."

I blew my load in the girls mouth for baby keeping sake!

She's my baby keeper queen.

by Jessamatic February 6, 2022

bottom keeper

Someone you keep around just in case your current relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend falls apart. Thus saving you the work and search of your partner for your"rebound relationship".

Guy 1: Who's that ugly chick I always see you with when your not with your girlfriend?
Guy2: That's Tracy, shes just a bottom keeper, you know kinda like a "bottom feeder".
Guy1: Ha Ha.

by FAWKGIRL January 10, 2014