96

“Bro-speak”/“Bromanian” for jerking-off with a fellow bro whilst topping and tailing

Bro: “BRO!! .. Hear me out. I’m wasted but I gotta tell you something”

Brother of Bro: “What?”

Bro: “Me and Brock were doing vodka shots to porno all last night, we puked 8 times and I TOTALLY 96ed him on Mom and Dad’s bed... BAAAAM!!!”

Brother of Bro: “Nooo! SERIOUSLY?!”

Bro: “Yah, for real. I had him man. Fucking right there, I swear down. It felt GREAT! He came first, I know it!”

by Taffanese May 23, 2019

96

The opposite of 69. One person lays on their stomach while the top lays on their back. Not sexual at all, just a back cracker

Thank god i did some 96 today or my back would have killed me

by Sussybaka69420666 February 25, 2022

96

The moment after 69 where you rethink the crappy life choices that got you there.

You during 96:"why did I 69 with Jenifer. Was she really worth it?"

by Squidward's_Communist_Chili February 20, 2020

96

Indicative of a 69 concerning female authority, the opposite of a 69

Male "Are you crazy, a 96?", Female "No YOU'RE CRAZY", Male "The seeker finds the truth", Female "So say we all"

by Nerd_God July 22, 2023

96

Verb
A position where two people are lying “head to tail” with their backs to each other and feet behind each other’s heads.

Try massaging your partners head and shoulders using your feet
It’s probably best to do this after a shower, especially if your partner jogs in old sweat shoes.

**Dirty talk optional

My shoulders were so sore last night but I got a great 96 last night and they are feeling much better today.

by akelmel January 18, 2023

Bill 96

Perhaps the first of "the Neoremberg Laws"

Is there a parallel between the the neoremberg laws and bill 96?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2022

96

The act of eating ass

Have you ever heard of cisco? He 96's so good

by ANAL WITH NO LUBE May 18, 2016