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December 3rd

still remember the third of December, me in your sweater
You said it looked better on me than it did you
Only if you knew how much I liked you
But I watch your eyes as she
Walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than the blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were Heather
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
Walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than the blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
I wish I were Heather
I wish I were Heather
(Oh, oh)
Wish I were Heather
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were...
TODAY IS NATIONAL WEAR YOUR CUTEST SWEATER/ GIVE SOMEONE YOUR CUTEST SWEATER DAY ( december 3rd )
LIST OF PLACES TO GET SUPER CUTE SWEATERS DOWN BELOW 👇
by V4g!na<3 December 2, 2021
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December 3rd

National let your gf borrow your hoodie day
It’s December 3rd, now you must let me borrow your hoodie.
by Izuku Midoryia's Fangirl December 2, 2021
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December 3rd

National Kiss Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend day. This is the day to kiss, cuddle and hold your significant other
Me: what day is it today?
You: it's December 3rd, national kiss your boyfriend/Girlfriend day
Me:ahh cool
by SneakyNinja04 December 2, 2020
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December 3rd

Person 1 - today is December 3rd
Person 2 - so?
Person 1- it's national fuck all heathers day
by Junebug_13 December 2, 2023
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December 3rd

On December 3rd is official Heather-Day! Song Heather by Conan Gray:
"I still remember, 3rd of December"
Me:"Omg you're such a Heather"
Girl:"What? No I'm not!"
Me:"Yes you are and I'm telling you this, because today, on December 3rd, is Heather-Day"
by malle7172 December 5, 2020
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December 3rd

the day Conan Gray talks about in the song 'Heather' where he got given a sweater by his crush. Now everyone wants a sweater, they all want to be Conan apparently.
'Omg I really want a sweater for December 3rd babe'
'No you don't, Conan got the sweater and he got rejected.'
by colourfulconanfan December 3, 2023
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December 3rd

The day where the only song your allowed to listen to is money machine, so you can feel clean. example

Dude1:hey dude! What day is it today?

Dude2:Its national money machine day aka December 3rd! haven’t you heard?
Dude1:What do you in that day
Dude2:You feel clean like a money machine
by SipWritesCrap December 3, 2020
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