December 24

National steal a car day. You can steal any car you want without any consequences.

I just beat my meat in a car on December 24

by Gaylord67 December 22, 2020

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May 24

May 24th is National Beautiful Girl Day, meaning you must send a compliment of how beautiful your girlfriend is

Hell yeah! My boyfriend told me a compliment about how good looking I am because it is May 24th

by Philly the Spilly May 24, 2019

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April 24

Eat as much food you want and no one can judge you for it

Julia: why you eating so much food

Layla:It’s April 24

Julia: ok

by Vanilla 1324 December 5, 2019

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October 24

National tell your crush you like them day

It’s October 24th, i have to tell her i like her...

by gdeal550 October 13, 2019

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24 Protected

When a guy is protected 24 7 by either always wearing a condom or always carrying one in his wallet!

Chad : I want some fucky take off your clothes right now!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!

by SlopNChop December 11, 2016

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