December 24

National steal a car day. You can steal any car you want without any consequences.

I just beat my meat in a car on December 24

by Gaylord67 December 22, 2020

May 24

May 24th is National Beautiful Girl Day, meaning you must send a compliment of how beautiful your girlfriend is

Hell yeah! My boyfriend told me a compliment about how good looking I am because it is May 24th

by Philly the Spilly May 24, 2019

April 24

Eat as much food you want and no one can judge you for it

Julia: why you eating so much food

Layla:It’s April 24

Julia: ok

by Vanilla 1324 December 5, 2019

October 24

National tell your crush you like them day

It’s October 24th, i have to tell her i like her...

by gdeal550 October 13, 2019

24 Protected

When a guy is protected 24 7 by either always wearing a condom or always carrying one in his wallet!

Chad : I want some fucky take off your clothes right now!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!

by SlopNChop December 11, 2016

March 24

All people born on this day are hot, nice, and are a very good person. Also, go hang out with your girlfriend because she loves you.

Someone: your hot
Person born on March 24: Thanks, imma go see my girlfriend now

by Your homie under ur bed November 2, 2021

October 24

Slap your shortest friend

October 24 slap your shortest friend

by B055KI113R04 October 22, 2019