When a salted, buttered, and cooked piece of corn on the cob is shoved into a woman's vaginal canal. Use on Southern Hick women for best results.
Guy 1: Dude, did you and Cathy hook up last night?
Guy 2: Yea man, I gave her a 1000 Kernel Salute.
Guy 1: Niiiiiiice man.
Guy 2: Yea man, I gave her a 1000 Kernel Salute.
Guy 1: Niiiiiiice man.
by Chickenchaser May 27, 2010
Four piece band from the Flint/Davison area of Michigan that plays power pop music true to their roots. Comprised of two guitars, bass and drums.
by Der What? November 14, 2006
by terry smithy July 11, 2008
Tyler "Ok so hold the bag up to the valve"
Anthony "Ok"
Tyler "Now press the pen against the valve"
Anthony "Like this-SSSSSTTT-fuck!!"
Tyler "Shit looks like you got t-1000'd dude"
Anthony "Ok"
Tyler "Now press the pen against the valve"
Anthony "Like this-SSSSSTTT-fuck!!"
Tyler "Shit looks like you got t-1000'd dude"
by Herzesser May 12, 2012
The worst gd movie i have ever seen in my life, bar none. Don't go to it unless you enjoy having your penis slammed in a sliding glass door, because thats what its like to watch.
by Rypsaw May 3, 2003
When your bestfriend has to take a shit, so he comes to your house to get anal then sucks your penis
by KorelleW August 25, 2022
Where a male or female strips their victim and shoves their fingers up their ass at full speed causing the victim to fly 10ft in the air
by Mysterion123 November 20, 2020