swole sister

A fit, strong, healthy, hard-bodied woman who lifts weights as part of her lifestyle.

One advantage of being a swole sister is it prevents pathetic, mousy chumps from thinking they have a shot with you.

by jimibulgin January 20, 2012

Swoll

Something douchebags say to describe themselves as being ripped or jacked

Douchebag: Whoa bro look at me. I'm so swoll
Normal Person: That's great. Shut the fuck up

by 333,22,1 October 31, 2011

betty swollocks

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.

Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.

by Delboy123 August 30, 2008

swolefie

A picture of yourself at the gym taken by a conceited bro on steroids in hopes to answer the age old question: Do you even lift?

Vinny: Bro, do you even lift?
Jimmy: Look at my last swolefie I posted on instagram.

by Leonarmil May 9, 2014

Swoleosis

(swoh-lee-oh-sis) n.

An abnormal proliferation of jacked fibraz, brah.

Often associated with gym memberships, a large Big Three, an unlimited supply of pussy, and a disdain for MySpace 'ripped' kids.

Related terms:
Swole

"Yo dude, what happened to you last night!?! Last I saw you were gamin' that 9, and then you were gone!"

"Yeah brah, she was diggin' the bis, so we went back to her place. Turns out she's in med school...diagnosed me with a severe case of swoleosis that could only be treated with a great lay."

by AirChair February 3, 2009

Swolonoscopy

The examination of one's form whilst getting swole at the gym for the purpose of correcting errors which may prevent maximum swollicity or the further development of Swoliosis. Failure to correct bad form may result in terminal Swoliosarcoma.

Hey bro, can you give me a Swolonoscopy while I get my swole on with this power rack?

by failbot_9000 June 27, 2010

Swollgasm

the intense feeling of self gratification when in the act of or being admired for ones large muscular physique

Dennis was overcome by an intense swollgasm when he realized that his shirt was cutting off the circulation of his bulging biceps.

by MANdler September 16, 2010