gay phobic

Shaming a homosexua for being gay!

Noah: I hate gays
Daisy: Stop being gay phobic!

gay phobic by Dasitdaisy June 9, 2024

Cougar-phobic

Being afraid or disgusted by women who go for younger men. Typically young men who are afraid of age gaps where the woman is the older one. A mother could be cougarphobic when they don't want their son dating older women and automatically assume the women are trying to take advantage of their son before getting to know them. Or anyone who thinks older women who go for younger men are gross. Cougarphobia is also a form of ageism - discrimination based on age.

Mom: Braxton, you're only 19. This woman is 14 years older than you so she's a predator who is trying to take advantage of your age and innocence.

Braxton: Mom, you haven't even given her a chance. She's much nicer than most girls my age and she likes me for my personality, not just sex and looks. I'm also an adult now and can make my own decisions. You're being cougar-phobic.

Cougar-phobic by Cougar_and_proud November 12, 2025

Ty-Phobic 

A deadly phobia of the name Ty, which results in suicidal tendencies and potential heart attacks

Sam: Is that Ty over there?
Ted: Ew I think Im having a heart attack.
Sam: I think Im going to kill myself.
James: that's really Ty-Phobic

Ty-Phobic by TedHate43 August 28, 2025

Ted-Phobic

An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.

Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic

Ted-Phobic by TedHate43 September 3, 2025

James-Phobic 

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.

Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.

James-Phobic by TedHate43 September 7, 2025

Low-charge phobic 

Low-charge phobic when you are constantly charging all your devices

I am a low-charge phobic and make sure all my devices are charged all the time

Low-charge phobic by RedDawn September 30, 2021

run-o-phobic 

Being actively against people who run

figure 1: i just ran all the way here
figure 2: oh sorry i can't accept that
figure 1: what why??
figure 2: I'm run-o-phobic, AND PROUD

run-o-phobic by cacacacacacacaca08 December 3, 2021