aysha-phobic

someone who doesn’t buy you boba and tacos

“yo that motherfucker isn’t buying me boba! he’s aysha-phobic”

“he’s not letting me eat his tacos. he is super aysha-phobic”

by Kakabaka April 27, 2023

Maria phobic

When you have no brain cells and don’t listen to Maria.

“I’m not letting you use my d!ck for experiments”
There maria phobic.

by Idespiseyou April 16, 2022

run-o-phobic

Being actively against people who run

figure 1: i just ran all the way here
figure 2: oh sorry i can't accept that
figure 1: what why??
figure 2: I'm run-o-phobic, AND PROUD

by cacacacacacacaca08 December 3, 2021

Ted-Phobic

An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.

Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic

by TedHate43 September 3, 2025

Hawamdeya-Phobic

Hating Hawamdeya and people from Hawamdeya

Torky is from Hawamdeya
I know it’s so obvious he is so bedan
Are you Hawamdeya-Phobic

Yes

by Indigoelmasry February 11, 2024

Ty-Phobic

A deadly phobia of the name Ty, which results in suicidal tendencies and potential heart attacks

Sam: Is that Ty over there?
Ted: Ew I think Im having a heart attack.
Sam: I think Im going to kill myself.
James: that's really Ty-Phobic

by TedHate43 August 28, 2025