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Phobic denotation ordeal

The curious and unpleasant yet unsurprising and common experience of looking up a person's name (perhaps your own) on Urban Dictionary and finding that the results become more and more

A) disgustingly homophobic (gaynotation)
B) shaming of fat people (fatnotation)
C) slut shaming (whorenotation)
D) racist (racenotation)

as you scroll down or go past the first page.

Option A occurs mostly with typically male names. When occurring with typically female names, it tends to be that the definitions are about male homosexuals anyway.

Option B and C occur mostly with typically female names.

Option D occurs mostly with typically male names, for some reason.
1. Francis is "some fag"
3. Sarah is a "dyke" and also a "noun" (Thanks for the clarification! Nothing gets past you, homophobes.)
4. Ashley is "usually a fatass"
5. Karen is a "hoebag"
6. Mario is a "Jew bitch cock"

I just went through a lot of phobic denotation ordeals looking up good examples for you people. I'm too disgusted to look up more.
Phobic denotation ordeal by folkish February 11, 2010

Durian-Phobic 

The immense fear that most western people get when confronted with this "King of Fruits" of the Eastern reagent. The Durian emits an odor so horrific for the westerners that it is forbidden in most Singaporean hotels and in come other countries as well. Once there was a Durian eating contest especially made for 20 Westerners in Sabah. At first they thought the green thorny fruit was a walk in the park. Once the referee open up its skin, they all forfeited after smelling the distinct odor of the majestic Durian fruit.
E: *holds up durian*
W: *pukes and dies*
E: oh shit he is Durian-Phobic
Durian-Phobic by WhoAmI?IamBartMan December 18, 2010

Deutsch-o-Phobic

A person who makes the assumption that someone is a N A Z I based off the basic knowledge that someone is German. Generally used to describe someone who sits at home and calls people a member of said political party that no longer exists because they are ignorant or uneducated. These are mean people, because we have souls and we're just like anyone else.
I got called a Nazi because I have the modern German flag as my YouTube profile picture. So many Deutsch-o-Phobic people on the internet.

Dyke-phobic 

Someone who has a phobia of dykes
Person 1: hey I like to you to meet my friend who's a dyke
Person 2: I'm dyke-phobic, so I'mma go
Dyke-phobic by Devio2001 December 17, 2018

Dyslexia phobic 

My your firend calls u stupid or makes fun of ur dyslexia in a jokey way
First person :AHAHAH u spelled that wrong idiot
Second person :DYSLEXIA PHOBIC

Dave-phobia 

The fear that somehow, somewhere, Dave is watching you
Dave-phobia by skyoradox December 4, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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