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Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise
spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf
by raybeez February 11, 2022
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swerv with me

To invite someone to have sexual intercourse with you
by idol05 November 28, 2018
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pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke
Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me
by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019
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Fly me in

Hook you up with someonor something
Yoooooo tell your girlfriend to fly me in with her friend and we can double date.
by Yat November 24, 2023
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Me mes

Me mes means memes but some people cannot pronounce english properly so they pronounce it me mes.
by my friend Isaac is noob February 16, 2021
mugGet the Me mesmug.

Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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Pick Me Girl

Molly Fellenz in a nut shell
I shouldn’t need to list a reason you know why Molly is a pick me girl
by Cam_Daddy April 18, 2022
mugGet the Pick Me Girlmug.

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