An accidental game played between two gentlemen, intent upon performing an enthusiastic Doube Pentration.
Charles and Francois kept saying, "Zut! Alors!!" every time they played Boner Tag when Double Teaming Big Ass Marie. The noise in that room was totally deafening.
by Bunstuffer 2K+1 March 19, 2010
an exceptional scene culled from a pornographic film; the penultimate segment of a pornographic work
popularized by the film 'the 40-year old virgin' in which he is given a tape of sacred porno moments called "boner jams '03".
popularized by the film 'the 40-year old virgin' in which he is given a tape of sacred porno moments called "boner jams '03".
by phishy1 August 23, 2006
Dude was playing Metal Gear Solid 4 and I picked up a p90 with 999 ammo in it. I got the biggest geek boner ever.
by Mikey Olivera June 15, 2008
Boner's remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after boning a chick he shouldn't have
A: Did you fuck that heffer you picked up?
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse
by dbGenius August 09, 2008
"oh captain boner thank god your here, without you i never would have become fertile" "thats ok sonny boy, everyone deserves the right to inpregnate another being, man, woman, cat, dog, grandma..."
by Kristian Donaldson March 08, 2005
Bro #1: Hey dude, did you see that hot girl?
Bro #2: Yeah brah, I totally have a boner now.
Bro #1: No way, me too!
Both: BONER TWINKIES!!!!!
Bro #2: Yeah brah, I totally have a boner now.
Bro #1: No way, me too!
Both: BONER TWINKIES!!!!!
by cachemoney000 August 20, 2009
Normally you get an awkward boner when standing next to the hottest girl ever, but your girlfriend is right next to you. The boner ends up sprouting from a little sapling, and turns into a huge ass tree just so everyone can see it.
Mike- "Hey Jennifer!" *Gets awkward boner*
Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"
Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"
by That pin head across the stree February 01, 2014