1 definition by That pin head across the stree

Normally you get an awkward boner when standing next to the hottest girl ever, but your girlfriend is right next to you. The boner ends up sprouting from a little sapling, and turns into a huge ass tree just so everyone can see it.
Mike- "Hey Jennifer!" *Gets awkward boner*

Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"
by That pin head across the stree January 31, 2014
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