French Horn

When you think you lost your virginity by having anal sex but it turns out it was vaginal

Kevin: Was that anal?
Stacy: No?
Kevin: Aw man, I gave you a French Horn

by hannaharendt June 9, 2019

French Shit

Smoking A Cigarette And Taking A Shit At The Same Time

Best Feeling Ever, Is When One Takes A French Shit.

by RealOBoi December 19, 2017

French Rinse

A French rinse is when you take a shit and instead of wiping you spray the shower head up your anus to clean it.

guy: dude I just took a massive shit.
friend: did you give it a French rinse?

by iLLi v69 March 6, 2018

french twins

Two dudes who constantly fuck the same chicks back to back.

“Juan and Jay have fucked the same five girls in a row. Those guys are totally French twins.

by SnakesOnPlane March 8, 2018

Thicc French

A nickname for a man with the first name Nick and the last name French. The nickname can be used for anyone with a first name rhyming with Thick or Nick.

Hey did you see Thicc French over there?

by Thicccccccc February 15, 2017

French Lessons

A slang term for making out (French kissing), used to describe it in a discreet manner.

A: Sorry I'm late, I was doing some French lessons with Katie in the parking lot.
B: Oh cool, what words did you learn?
A: Words?

by drjuiceboy April 1, 2022

French Maid

Whore who knows how to clean the house as well as your johnson

My french maid spent 2 hours cleaning the house and 6 hours cleaning the spunk out of my cock

by chorizogordo July 14, 2022