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unicorn tea party

when two guys and one girl are engaged in sexual activity. the men must wear strap-on "horns" (head dildos) and they double penetrate "down there" so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical "unicorn tea" (jizz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.

This is correct, however it doesn't answer the central question of what the unicorn tea party actually is (ie what they do with the unicorn tea". From the above definition one would surmise that they sat around and drank it like tea, but the assumption couldn't be farther from the truth.

Once the tea is collected, it is put into a very large metal spoon, this is typically held by the woman. One of the men will take a lighter and heat the bottom of the spoon until it begins bubbling. At this point the second man will take a syringe and pull the heated liquid in. The next and final step is to inject a pet cat in the tail. (this can only be done if one of the party has a pet cat).
Jim, Ally and I had a unicorn tea party last night, her cat is wicked pissed right now.
by putrifiedwalrus March 28, 2015
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unicorn

a sexual move in which a female is blowing a male and as he is about to cum he pulls his dick out and shoots into her hair and then puts her hair into one big spike like a unicorn
jill was blowing jack up on the hill and jack turned her into a unicorn
by b and a August 31, 2007
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Unicorn Combover

During the act of fallatio, a gentleman with an untamed mane of pubic hair combs it over the fellater's face.
Dude, I used Rogaine on my pubes and gave my girlfriend a Unicorn Combover.
by darthvander December 9, 2008
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Unicorn Ambush

A sign of bromantic affection or a practical joke where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs his family jewels so hard he defecates in his pants!
"Dude! I was down in the lobby and just saw a big guy just jump on this AZN dude's back and grab his nuts! The AZN was so freakin scared he shit his pants!"
"No way! He Unicorn Ambushed that slope!"
by Gatito! March 31, 2009
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Unicorn

A magical creature that doesn't take a shiz about the other magical creature's
And also it doesn't pick up its own rainbow shiz .That is what a Unicorn is.🦄🦄🦄🦄
This unicorn has took a rainbow shiz in my garage
by Unibutt January 2, 2018
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Unicorn

A guy or girl who is notified as “different” and is very athletic who can play any position on a basketball court.A”Rare breed”
Jalen green is different

Rj Hampton is just like a unicorn
by Johnleak February 11, 2019
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Unicorn

Hey look it’s a unicorn! You can tell because of the futuristic horn.
by Stale pop tart crust December 30, 2019
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