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Keep a kosher home

When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?

Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!

Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
by mrperson123 January 22, 2020
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Hustling at home mom

Like a Stay At Home Mom SAHM, but with side gigs or a side "hustle" to still bring in an income for her family.
I quit my job to be a hustling at home mom!
What do you do? I am a hustling at home mom!
by PrettyDebtless January 3, 2018
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Race the beer home

The act of driving home before the effects of consumed alcohol start to set in (e.g.: you're not drunk yet, but if you don't get home quick, you're fucked).
Dude 1: "Dude, what happened to you at the party last night? You sure took off quick, did you get home OK?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."
by JunkyardECM November 1, 2010
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Yo! Whassup homes?

A greeting that a person (usually but not always a black man) might say to a good friend of his when they approach one another.
{Edward}: Craig! Yo! Whassup homes?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?
by Telephony March 31, 2021
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Home Depot Necktie

A rope noose used for hanging people
The Klansman bragged about giving the black man down the street a home depot necktie for his birthday
by meme man 696969 November 2, 2018
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out-of-home entertainment

A broad descriptor used primarily by the amusement industry to collectively refer to experiences at regional attractions like theme parks and waterparks with their thrill rides and slides, and smaller community-based entertainment venues such as family entertainment and cultural venues.

Out-of-home entertainment is an industry term and is sometimes abbreviated as OOHE or OHE.
Digital Out-of-Home Entertainment is rather an arcane description for one of the fastest growing technology-sectors. These forms of interactive technology, often established on a 'pay per use' basis are transforming the customer experience in shops, cinemas, museums; almost any environment where consumers are congregating.
by thearcadeguy January 15, 2018
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Home Depot syndrome

After watching all DIY shows and with no renovations skills at all, you decide to tackle projects around the house. These usually end up as botched or incomplete projects from lack of skill.
The previous owners of my house had Home Depot syndrome and that's why my bathroom floor is wavey.
by Musky94 April 26, 2015
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