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On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard

v. to be out getting drunk on gin. In order to catch the crafty fox from French folklore one must visit drinking holes and order large gins as this is most likely where the gentlemanly vulpine will be found. Of course he is a devious creature and extremely difficult to find so many establishments will have to checked and lots of gin will have to be ordered. The meaning is similar to chasing the dragon. (There is always a risk that while you are rolling around on the floor of some dive enveloped in Mother's Ruin that Monsieur Renard will be at your house seducing your wife) This course of action is highly inadvisable.
"I have a day off tomorrow, it should give me an excellent chance to get on the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard"
by Alistair Drummond February 28, 2005
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Fucked in the eye

The result of an adverse situation one has encountered. Usually the result of someone elses behaviour.

Leaves you feeling as if someone has literally removed your eyeball, and inserted their genitalia into your gaping socket for their own enjoyment, with minimal concern for yourself.

You can even do this to yourself if your own behaviour warrants.
"Adrian felt fucked in the eye by Richard"

"Gary fucked himself in the eye by not revising for his exam"

"Matthew has a habit of fucking everything in the eye"
by Gary1212 July 21, 2008
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the empire strikes back

The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet...
by bigtones September 11, 2004
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The Exorcist

When you are about to cum during missionary, you pull out, sit on her stomach pinning her arms down with your legs, whip your dick up and down while yelling, "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
This chick was so mad when I did The Exorcist, that she looked possessed.
by das bouk! May 18, 2014
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The Evaporator

When you let a fart that is so wet, stanky, and nasty that you swear to god you just shit yourself, but when you check your drawers, there is no shit to be found. Must have evaporated
Adam: FAAAARRRRTTTTT

Mo: Goddamn, dude, you better hope that was the evaporator, otherwise you just ruined a set of drawers.
by Mark Barker October 28, 2014
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THE EUROPEAN LAD

The EUROPEAN LAD Is a loser troll account on twitter who supports ajax and keeps crying about irrelevant things.
he is a messi fan and always hates ronaldo.
by LIcha1234 November 6, 2022
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Chris the Elf

A little naughty elf that lives in the South pole, Santa kicked him out for being naughty. Santa visits him every weekend to give him his big present.
Chris the Elf is very aggressive, loves fortnite, and is pretty short, standing at 5'6.
Oh look its Chris the Elf !
by bOI LEVEL 2 June 5, 2019
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