Velveteen Dream

A Velveteen Dream is where an adult has sexual thoughts or fantasies about minors

Dirty fucker was hanging around the playground looking at the kids, probably having a velveteen dream

by SlangForThePeople August 20, 2020

dream stan

a person whos so fucking retarded and attached to a fucking mspaint drawing ass nigga

a dream stan is a mentally insane person

by realmuthafuckingnigga October 7, 2021

Dream smp

A shit show that weirdos watch. It’s full of unfunny YouTubers and streamers who make little kids shit themselves cause the simp for dream too much. They also cause little fuckers to make the weirdest art and cosplays ever created.

Person 1: Hey I like the dream smp and I think gogy wogy and dweamy weamy belong together.

Person 2: You need to go to a mental hospital.

by egghead0415 September 10, 2021

Living the dream

A pharse used to describe a person who does what they love no matter how unpreductive or unsuccessful they are. This passion often leads to employment, homelessness and eventually the loss of sanity.

Dwayne: Shane, you going to school?

Shane: no

Dwayne: oh, you're just working?

Shane: no

Dwayne: sorry to hear that man.

Shane: well i'm still playing puck. i'm top five in points for two of my mens league teams. no biggie.

Dwayne: just living the dream eh?

by DWAYNEVATCHER July 7, 2010

cream dream

A feeling of souch exilaration that you actualy cream yourself; something so good that you actualy get aroused with nothing sexual present.

Captain Ed: I once had sex with two simeze twins

Ned: Its a cream dream

by e75500 July 16, 2005

sweet dreams

What a cop says before tasing you

Cop: Sweet dreams! *tases criminal*

by frabrizio September 30, 2020

canadian dream

Self employed, driving the company car, married to a wife who works, good credit, a house, and a cat and dog, and a good retirement fund in their 30's-40's, bills paid on time all the time and most importantly..good health + free gas.

Damn, what have I done wrong? I don't know if it was working for mcdonalds, owning a shitbox, married the wrong woman, bad credit, renting a house, the wrong pets, late bills, or this habbit of smoking that cost me my retirement fund and health and gas money.

by Mitchyb April 23, 2006