Sticky keys

You masterbate so hard the cum shot landed on your key broad.

Guy1:"I was jerking off and a cum shot landed on my key board"
Guy2:"ha you got sticky keys"

by Max and toast February 18, 2017

sticky keys

evilest thing microsoft made as default

sticky keys is evil

by p01uyt September 06, 2024

Sticky Keys

When you and your boys get together in a circle and all jizz onto a laptop, and then one guy has to do an engineering assignment in MATLAB on it right after

You trying to play sticky keys later?? Daves got a chromebook we can use

by Google Buddies November 10, 2021

cut keys

To move in and live together with someone.

"Hey Marion already asked me to cut keys with her but it only been 2 weeks."

"Man she tripping..."

by Am Twan December 14, 2022

Mid-key

When you are undecided but nick is willing to kidnap you with no ransom.

Just between you and me, I mid-key want in-and-out even though I had 13 hours to do so.

by Jesazian February 24, 2019

Mid-Key

A statement that coveys something exactly as is in a reasonable manner.

Friend: "Do I look fat in this sweatshirt?"

You: "Mid-key, you don't look that fat, but I guess you could lose a couple of pounds if that's what you want to do."

by Voltron 567 December 09, 2023

Tab key

Da key at da middle-left of your keyboard dat causes your computer tower to dispense a can of sugar-free soft drink when you hit said key.

Since Tab cola is no longer available in most stores, your computer's Tab key is often da only way besides mail-order to get some of said precious commodity.

by QuacksO December 20, 2020