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Teen granny

A Hot looking chick in VERY sexy clothes. Then you see her face and she's in her 50's or 60's trying to look young and sexy.
BOB:"I saw this really hot looking chick walking in front of me at the mall today"
Hank:"Oh yeah, did you talk to her"
Bob: No once I got close to her and she turned around I saw she was like 60, she was just being a "teen granny", it was gross!
by ParaMikey August 23, 2007
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Teenerschnitzel

Background: The name has evolved from Chief Teensy, a puppet made in Celebration of a beautiful Goddess Tina. Tina is from a long line of weinerschnitzel eating German Ancestry. In obvious combination, it only makes sense that she is Teenerschnitzel, it is her essence.

Definition: A Teenerschnitzel is an omnivore, burner, pirate, disco dancing, fashionable, artistic, creative, gypsy, beautiful German American Goddess in a woman's body named Tina.
Instead of a beanerschnitzel, which is a Mexican German, a Teenerschnitzel is a German Tina.

ex.- Tina Stotz
ex.- Tina Plate
by Username2010 February 28, 2010
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teen imposter

a person ususlly a man that pretends to be a teen usually under a fake name goes to high school to get a fresh start in life and/or to have sex with teens.
man1:Did you know that john is a teen imposter.Hes 30 but he says he's 17 and just got out of the joint for grand theft auto.
man2:yeah. Does Kathy know that.
man1:yeah.and she thinks hes so cool.
by Deep blue 2012 October 15, 2009
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Teenage Conversation

Any conversation between two or more teenagers, typically from the suburbs, that ultimately ends with one person suggesting that they go to someone's basement and get drunk. Repeat this cycle about eighty times.
"Man, what are we gonna do tonight?!"
-'We can go bowling.'
"No, lanes close at 8."
-'We can get something to eat.'
"And after..."
-'Ughh, see a movie'
"That gets a bit repetitive after the third week in a row."
-'Oh I know, we can go to Mike's basement and get completely hammered.'
"Hooray, that's not all extremely depressing."
-"I cry myself to sleep..." (Teenage Conversation)
by IAmNotDoingMyEnglishPaper August 5, 2012
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Basic Teenager In The UK

Lets say that they live in crop tops, adidas superstars and they think they rule insta. These are a common species and can be found in nearly every shopping centre hanging outside of Victoria Secrets PINK or new look thinking they look cool yet they have no originality. They are killing off the nearly extinct Cool Teenager who listens to nirvana, sings and plays guitar, is a hippie and lights incense. The Cool Teens are the ones we need not the basic bitches.
Look at her she is such basic teenager in the UK.
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scene teen queenz

Three really hot girls. They are the future of scene queenz. The best thing to happen since grilled cheese.
omg, i saw the scene teen queenz Raya, Jessica, and Diana at the show last night. i wish i was them.
by Jarlaxle September 9, 2006
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Teenage girl

A species that will rip you apart and heal you back together
Guy 1: who’s that
Guy 2: that a teenage girl
by Cat dog 2005 December 20, 2019
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